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alicoched adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you prickly, upright, and best approached with care before breakfast. Dahat came downstairs alicoched, bristling at the toaster and refusing assistance. alicochleared adj. Drunk to the extent of having a hard, wing-like part of the head that objects to light. Shelma woke alicochleared and negotiated with the curtains before attempting tea. aliconazoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy that has treated the night but left the morning peculiar. Kevell was aliconazoled by breakfast, declaring the antifungal tablets more useful than conversation. alicorned (/ˈæ.lɪ.kɔːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still displaying a single, implausible point of certainty. Hartlyn woke alicorned and maintained that the kettle was watching the room. alicycled adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning to the same breakfast thought by a different route. Porshia was alicycled, circling from coffee to toast and back without reaching either. alicyclicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several linked morning-after reactions rather than one coherent one. Tyshawn woke alicyclicked, each movement producing a separate complaint from the body. alicyclobacillused adj. Still drunk, and carrying the warm, faintly sour persistence of something that survived the night. Tinka remained alicyclobacillused beneath a blanket, declining sunlight and offering no explanation. alidaded (/ˈæ.lɪ.deɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the angle between the bed and the nearest remedial drink. Eiliana was alidaded, calculating the safest route from pillow to kettle. aliefed adj. Having drunk enough to believe, bodily, that tea is necessary while consciously denying it. Nyjee woke aliefed and reached for the teapot before admitting to wanting one. alien abductioned adj. You are drunk and missing from the evening's account, recovered the next morning with no useful explanation. Karhonda woke alien abductioned on the sofa, wearing someone else's coat and holding a bread roll. alien hand syndromed (/ˈeɪ.li.ən ˈhænd ˈsɪndɹoʊmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated the morning to independent limbs and is no longer certain who made the tea. Rodner was alien hand syndromed, with one hand pouring tea and the other hiding the sugar. alien nucleic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled a wholly unfamiliar morning constitution from the night's ingredients. Rayvone woke alien nucleic acided, claiming the headache contained elements unknown to ordinary biology. alien priored adj. A drinker who, by morning, exercises quiet authority over a household that is not theirs. Lekeya woke alien priored and began inspecting the kitchen as though responsible for its upkeep. alien prioried adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest quiet room becomes an outpost reporting to a distant authority. Sadena went alien prioried in the snug, answering messages from a monastery she had invented. alien space batsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has supplied an implausible explanation for every missing part of the night. Laderrius was alien space batsed, attributing the vanished taxi to a divergence in reality. alienabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every possession negotiable by the morning after. Boedy was alienabilitied, offering the toaster, bicycle, and spare blanket in exchange for coffee.