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Albert's lyrebirded adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating every sound in the room, with particular confidence in the imitations. Neamh became Albert's lyrebirded and reproduced the till's warning tone during dinner. Alberta clippered adj. Drunk on the strength of a fast-moving idea that has crossed the room before judgement can catch it. Kikuko went Alberta clippered and announced an immediate expedition through the snow to buy stamps. Albertanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest chair as a settled place of residence. Revecca was Albertanned and defended the corner chair as a permanent arrangement. Alberted (/ˈælb.ətd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a watch chain seems ornamental rather than an excellent route home. Teilor went Alberted and followed the watch chain instead of the road signs. Alberti bassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating the same four points in a persuasive descending pattern. Gustave, Alberti bassed, presented his case in the same four notes until closing. Albertine sooty bouboued adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a dark, repeated call from the edge of every conversation. Amyiah went Albertine sooty bouboued and answered each toast from behind the curtains. Albigensesed adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating the town's entire population as an audience for one unfinished argument. Twaina became Albigensesed and addressed the whole restaurant about an unresolved parking dispute. Albigensianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal conviction from a complete system of belief. Alenis got Albigensianed and delivered a sermon on the correct ordering of puddings. Albigensianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary disagreement into a comprehensive account of how everything should be. Jade-louise became Albigensianismed and explained the pub's entire moral structure over crisps. Albigeoised adj. Having drunk enough to become certain that every passing stranger requires a considered explanation. Barre, Albigeoised, offered each passer-by a concise theory of the missing umbrella. Albion metalled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and acquired a decorative outer layer of misplaced certainty. Aysenur became Albion metalled and polished the bar with a sleeve. Albright knotted adj. You have drunk enough to join two incompatible plans and insist the resulting arrangement will hold. Vineet got Albright knotted and combined the late train with an early meeting. Albright's hereditary osteodystrophied adj. You are drunk and moving with the rigid confidence of someone whose bones have received bad instructions. Lindzie became Albright's hereditary osteodystrophied and attempted the stairs with scientific assurance. Albronzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing copper from the kitchen's other warm-coloured surfaces. Guy was Albronzed and complimented the copper pan before sitting on the floor. Albuquerque turkeyed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that grilled bread, melted cheese and green chilli constitute a complete recovery plan. Philene went Albuquerque turkeyed and ordered the sandwich as though it were prescribed treatment. Albuquerqueaned (/ˌæl.bəˈkɜː.ki.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest brightly lit establishment as the centre of the known world. Morrisa became Albuquerqueaned and directed strangers towards a landmark visible only to her.