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aligninged
adj.
Of a drinker who has arranged the kitchen objects in a line and is now defending it.
Vikkie was
aligninged
, with six teaspoons marching across the worktop.
alignment charted
adj.
The state of being drunk and plotting the household’s objects on an imaginary graph.
Eua was
alignment charted
and assigned moral positions to the sofa cushions.
alignment diagramed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has reduced the kitchen to arrows, boxes and one route to bed.
Deyvion was
alignment diagramed
and explained the route from sofa to glassware.
alignment taxed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has spent all available judgement making the kitchen ethically orderly.
Lorisa was
alignment taxed
and apologised before moving a saucepan.
alignmented
(/əˈlɑɪn.məntd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who has put the household objects into one long row.
Mateus became
alignmented
and lined the condiments along the kitchen edge.
aligoted
(/æ.li.ɡoʊd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to a warm, yielding mass of mashed potato, cheese and misplaced confidence.
Sakae was
aligoted
on the sofa, accepting a forkful of supper without discussion.
aliipoed
adj.
Softened by drink into a broad-leaved presence requiring water and a quiet corner.
Gelia was
aliipoed
beside the sink, damp flannel in hand and dignity elsewhere.
alikenessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into finding exact resemblances between unrelated household objects.
Carrieanne was
alikenessed
and compared the kettle with the neighbour’s dog.
alikreukelled
(/ˌæl.iˈkɹɔɪ.kəld/)
adj.
You are drunk and clinging to the edge of proceedings like a large marine snail.
Jual was
alikreukelled
against the banquette, observing the karaoke with molluscan patience.
alimadoled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to prescribe the sofa as treatment for every domestic complaint.
Lanel was
alimadoled
and ordered everyone to rest immediately after supper.
alimed
(/ˈɑːlɪmd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into a learned authority on household matters nobody has referred to.
Yathziri was
alimed
and delivered a ruling on the correct storage of leftovers.
alimemazined
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water becomes an evening project.
Tarrick was
alimemazined
and took several minutes to lift the tumbler.
alimentarinessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every domestic decision has become a question of food.
Conlan was
alimentarinessed
and assessed the biscuits as medicinal.
alimentary canalled
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the route from plate to stomach as the evening’s principal infrastructure.
Breanna was
alimentary canalled
and discussed digestion while buttering toast.
alimentary castrationed
adj.
Drunk past the point of producing anything useful from the nourishment still being offered.
Cabot was
alimentary castrationed
and declined supper with solemn futility.
alimentary pasted
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing supper from the dried, shaped remains of a previous plan.
Rosh was
alimentary pasted
and ate yesterday’s pasta cold from the container.
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