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alkaptonuriaed (/ælˌkæptəˈnʊəɹɪəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening's accumulated rounds into a public itinerary. Shelby became alkaptonuriaed and mapped every round onto the route home. alkargened adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure acquires a sharp, obsolete chemical confidence. Rahm was alkargened and gave last orders the authority of an old prescription. alkarsined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a potent compound. Eagan was alkarsined by closing time and combined three directions into one. alkarsinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the final round seem both poisonous and administratively necessary. Ido became alkarsinned and requested one last round with solemn chemical gravity. alkatriened adj. Drunk on the strength of three successive turns in the evening, without a stable bond to any plan. Ryton grew alkatriened and changed his route home at every junction. alkavervired adj. Drunk since last orders, and lowering the pressure of the room by remaining perfectly still. Arleaner was alkavervired after last orders and stood quietly beneath the coat hooks. alkayidaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving from side to side whenever a straight route is offered. Renai became alkayidaed by the third round and crossed the pavement in broad sweeps. alked adj. Softened by drink into a small Arctic seabird, with an unnecessarily serious interest in the water. Vivion became alked and spent ten minutes inspecting the puddle by the kerb. alkekengied adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last bright remnants towards the door. Dijuan remained alkekengied and guarded the final round beneath the coat rack. alkenaled adj. Too drunk to keep one unsaturated thought from opening into another. Leoler was alkenaled and began the journey home with an unfinished announcement. alkened adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain several double bonds between the bar, the coats, and home. Somiya became alkened and connected every farewell to another possible round. alkenoated adj. Having drunk enough to leave every plan unsaturated and every last order negotiable. Leighia was alkenoated and kept the taxi arrangements open until dawn approached. alkenoled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, while retaining one lively attachment to the next round. Kemaury was alkenoled and still found a double reason to postpone the taxi. alkenoned adj. Drunk and combining a double bond with a ketone, to the evident discomfort of the conversation. Elannie got alkenoned and pursued two unrelated subjects with one continuous line of reasoning. alkenoylbenzamided adj. Drunk enough to attach an unsaturated appendage to every discussion, preferably one already aromatic. Joannie got alkenoylbenzamided and appended a fresh qualification to an otherwise settled matter. alkenoylcarbamated adj. Drunk past the point of simple attachment, with every remark acquiring a second, unnecessary functional group. Anna-eve became alkenoylcarbamated and gave the toast an additional purpose nobody had requested.