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alkylpalladiumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a catalytic association, capable of joining two unrelated kitchen tasks. Loriyah became alkylpalladiumed and coupled washing-up with an account of her childhood. alkylphenoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and phenolic enough to keep the sofa at a cautious distance. Kelee was alkylphenoled and placed the glass of water beyond the sofa’s reach. alkylphenoned adj. Reduced by drink to mistake every sharp-featured stranger at the bar for a familiar face. Timthy got alkylphenoned and nodded gravely at the pub mirror. alkylphosphated adj. Reduced by drink to a linked residue of yesterday, breakfast, and the next necessary cup of tea. Damarri was alkylphosphated, joined to the morning by several increasingly weak bonds. alkylphosphined adj. Softened by drink into a genial regular who dissolves into conversation with whoever is nearest. Georgee went alkylphosphined and shared his crisps with the entire snug. alkylphosphonated adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering pointed opinions on the landlord's beer lines. Mollie-mae got alkylphosphonated and inspected the bitter with unwelcome precision. alkylpiperidined adj. Loosened by drink into circling the bar without quite committing to a stool. Draeson became alkylpiperidined and drifted between the bar and the dartboard. alkylpurined adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though it required immediate encouragement. Gurman got alkylpurined and led a toast to everyone who had paid their round. alkylpyridined adj. Slowed by drink to consider each order as though the barmaid had posed a philosophical question. Iyssis was alkylpyridined, still deciding while the next customer ordered twice. alkylpyridiniumed adj. Drunk and permanently charged with the certainty that one more round will improve matters. Surafel was alkylpyridiniumed and approached the bar with renewed conviction. alkylpyrimidined adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is arranged around two subjects, neither of them relevant. Sonal became alkylpyrimidined, returning unfailingly to cricket and the price of chips. alkylquinolined adj. Drunk enough to conduct a lengthy enquiry into who has moved the bar snacks. Chemaine got alkylquinolined and questioned three strangers about the missing pork scratchings. alkylquinoloned adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the last bus has gone, and making a plan involving walking. Annesha became alkylquinoloned and announced that the station was practically next door. alkylresorcinoled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with a long-established outer manner and a surprisingly sharp centre. Iraa was alkylresorcinoled, warm to strangers but exacting about the bar tab. alkylsilaned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the conversation apparently stable until someone touches it. Michail went alkylsilaned and held the same story together through three interruptions. alkylstibined adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary remark acquires the weight of a pub announcement. Datavius got alkylstibined and declared the opening of a packet of nuts.