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Aldrin cyclered adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly travelling between the kitchen and sofa, arriving only when both are ready. Jhonnie became Aldrin cyclered, making regular orbits between biscuits and the sofa. Aled (/æld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a simple route home requires an exact answer to an impossible question. Ahmaria was Aled, asking whether the taxi rank was a real number or merely theoretical. Alekhine's Defenced adj. Of a drinker who has retreated behind the sofa cushions and refuses all further openings. Jaceon was Alekhine's Defenced and accepted the water through a narrow gap in the cushions. Alekhine's gunned adj. Describing a drinker who has placed the sofa, two cushions, and the remote in a defensive line. Denaysha became Alekhine's gunned and aligned the cushions across the sofa. Alemannic Germanned adj. The state of being drunk and speaking a private household language understood chiefly by the kettle. Dezirae became Alemannic Germanned and held a long address to the silent toaster. Alemannied adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water become rival territories. Tanyanika was Alemannied and negotiated peace between the sink and the armchair. Alentejanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has migrated from the kitchen to the sofa without provisions. Jumel was Alentejanned and sent Melya back for the water he had declined. Aleppanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen sink a permanent refuge. Fiesta became Aleppanned and sat beside the sink with a glass of water. Aleppined adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the sitting room by familiar landmarks and luck. Ahlexus was Aleppined and used the lamp to locate the sofa. Aleppo Gambited adj. The state of being drunk and sacrificing every remaining plan for the strategic comfort of a glass of water. Romelio became Aleppo Gambited and abandoned the cinema for a chair near the tap. Aleppo boiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small domestic eruption whenever anyone moves the water. Chrishun became Aleppo boiled when Javea relocated his glass by two inches. Aleppo galled adj. Loosened by drink into a concentrated household nuisance, particularly near ink, cushions, and unattended water. Zeda was Aleppo galled and left dark fingerprints beside the glass of water. Aleppo grassed adj. Too drunk to stop spreading across the conversation, like a pub lawn nobody has tended. Ankoor got Aleppo grassed and colonised every quiet corner of the bar. Aleppo oaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop mysterious personal excrescences and insist they are useful. Gwyneth was Aleppo oaked, displaying a fresh theory from every pocket of the evening. Aleppo pined adj. Having drunk enough to stand resinous and sun-struck, seeking the nearest Mediterranean breeze. Raidan grew Aleppo pined beside the fruit machine, fragrant with lager and longing for sunshine. Aleppo soaped adj. Having drunk more than enough to become hard, fragrant, and unexpectedly useful at the sink. Jennee arrived Aleppo soaped and polished every glass within reach.