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alkynyled adj. Drunk enough to become a radical, detach from the conversation, and attach oneself to the nearest chair. Ardelle grew alkynyled beside the fireplace, a free radical with no intention of travelling further. alkynylided adj. A drinker who has acquired a second, unstable attachment and insists it is chemically significant. Saragrace was alkynylided, clinging to the coat rack with unusual theoretical confidence. alkynyloxindoled adj. Drunk, with the result that a compact aromatic structure has acquired a need for the lavatory. Hudhaifah became alkynyloxindoled and examined the pub plan for a suitably compact lavatory. alkyphenoled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one composed of an alkyl attachment, a phenol, and a mild desire for chips. Realyn was alkyphenoled, chemically attached to the bar and quietly requesting chips. all but dissertationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and complete in every respect except the document required to prove it. Azelia was all but dissertationed by the third round, celebrating a thesis that still did not exist. all but thesised adj. Still drunk, and qualified in every material respect apart from the concluding document currently beneath the ashtray. Xayden remained all but thesised, with the final argument resting beneath the ashtray. all capsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to capitalise every utterance, including a request for the lavatory. Nastasia got all capsed and asked WHERE THE TOILETS WERE in a perfectly ordinary voice. all cleared adj. Having drunk enough to declare every danger over, usually by sounding one sustained note beside the fruit machine. Shatanna was all cleared and sounded a continuous note beside the fruit machine. all comersed adj. Having drunk more than everyone who arrives, and welcoming further arrivals with administrative seriousness. Annazette was all comersed, greeting each late arrival as though admitting them to a civic ceremony. all garnish and no meated adj. Of a drinker: possessed of elaborate presentation, admirable promises, and no discernible supper. Sharrita was all garnish and no meated, presenting grand plans beside an untouched plate. all handsed adj. Of a drinker who has recruited the entire crew for a voyage as far as the kebab shop. Jacarla was all handsed, assigning the whole party duties on the walk to the kebab shop. all holidayed adj. Reduced by drink to a finished concern, with no tomorrow in prospect and every clock treated as decorative. Krimsyn was all holidayed by closing time, declaring the week over despite it being Tuesday. all icing, no caked adj. A drinker who promises a magnificent confection but produces only decoration and a request for toast. Rylah was all icing, no caked, delivering grand speeches without locating the food. all in alled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every person present as the only matter of importance. Caslyn, all in alled, assured each guest that their conversation was the evening's central event. all inned adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining resource is wagered on finding the way home. Rella was all inned, betting her remaining concentration on the short walk to the taxi rank. all my eye and Betty Martinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and dismissing the entire gathering as elaborate rubbish. Kaneidra was all my eye and Betty Martinned, though nobody had made a claim.