altruistic filicided

(/ˌæl.tɹuˈɪs.tɪk ˈfɪ.lɪ.sʌɪdd/)

adj.

Drunk on the strength of a misguided parental tenderness, and attempting to spare the breakfast from further suffering.

Jahzeel was altruistic filicided, declaring the wounded banana unfit for continued existence.