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AM popped adj. Drunk on the strength of familiar radio ballads, and determined that everyone else should share the chorus. Sharde got AM popped and made Kaili sing along to every soft-rock refrain in the taxi. AM'd adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary conversation becomes a postgraduate seminar attended by unwilling guests. Demilade got AM'd and delivered a paper on taxis to the departing guests. AMA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to invite questions on every subject, then regret the audience's thoroughness. Jontelle got AMA'd and spent dinner defending a view nobody had requested. AMAB'd (/əˈsaɪnd meɪl æt bɜː(ɹ)θd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest companion as an authority on who everyone has always been. Leigh became AMAB'd and asked Wyndell to classify strangers by their first introductions. AMAN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating under the impression that every movement is perfectly motor. Charvis got AMAN'd and attempted the stairs by an entirely new route. AMBER Alerted adj. Sharpened by drink into broadcasting every minor disappearance to the entire gathering. Khaliyl became AMBER Alerted when Khashif went to the loo without announcing his return. AMC'd adj. Slowed by drink to a crawl through alternative explanations for why the last bus has gone. Fariz was AMC'd at the station, developing fresh theories each time the departure board changed. AMD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to tell the morning's small print from the remains of last night's decisions. Shaaz woke AMD'd and held the cereal packet at arm's length before finding the spectacles. AMDR'd adj. Loosened by drink into a negotiable distribution of supper and further rounds. Kierra was AMDR'd and divided the crisps according to an unexplained system. AME'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces a surplus of confidence and an unexplained shortage of restraint. Linton became AME'd and challenged the locked vending machine to a discussion. AMEPD'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and still displaying the last thing anyone wrote down. Delsen was AMEPD'd and continued displaying the menu long after ordering. AMF'd adj. Having drunk more than an attacking midfielder can reasonably carry while attempting to distribute the ball. Deborh became AMF'd and passed the salt to three people before reaching the target. AMH'd adj. Drunk beyond recalling the morning's biological lesson, while confidently explaining that something has disappeared. Mako was AMH'd, describing the vanished biscuits as a developmental certainty. AMI'd adj. Too drunk to recognise that the dramatic chest-clutching is chiefly a request for another round. Shakena went AMI'd and announced that the next drink would restore circulation. AML'd adj. Still drunk, and producing a fresh, myeloid-looking excuse for every decision already made. Berthol was AML'd and appointed himself expedition leader for the walk home. AMN'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a failing spinal system, and negotiating the stairs by committee. Aquileo was AMN'd and required three opinions before attempting the final step.