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amphibolided adj. Having drunk more than one round, you now resemble a snail carrying its house towards last orders. Moniece was amphibolided, slowly withdrawing beneath the hood of his coat when the taxi arrived. amphibolied (/amˈfɪbəlid/) adj. A drinker who places the wrong grammatical attachment on every instruction concerning coats, taxis, and home. Daizjah was amphibolied and interpreted 'take your coat' as an invitation to take someone else's. amphibolited (/æmˈfɪb.əˌlaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become chiefly mineral, heavy-footed, and difficult to persuade towards the door. Stephiane was amphibolited and required two friends to negotiate the coat stand. amphibolitizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting from a person into something dense, dark, and resistant to last orders. Corryn became amphibolitizationed before the final round and sat immovably beneath the cloakroom sign. amphibolizationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, over several rounds, into a hard substance with little interest in the journey home. Caoilainn was amphibolizationed by closing time and had to be quarried from the corner seat. amphibologiaed adj. Of a drinker who has made every arrangement grammatically ambiguous, including whether the taxi is coming or going. Jary got amphibologiaed and left the driver uncertain whether the destination or the passenger was waiting. amphibologied (/amfɪˈbɒlədʒid/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes the sentence mean two things, neither of them useful at closing time. Coraline was amphibologied and asked whether the last orders had ended before they began. amphibrached (/ˈam.fɪ.bɹakd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that speech proceeds in short bursts around one long, immovable pause. Amber-lynn became amphibrached while explaining the taxi fare, pausing impressively between each syllable. amphicarpied adj. The state of being drunk and producing one intention for the bar and another for the journey home. Challis was amphicarpied, ordering a final round while simultaneously putting on a coat. amphichelydianed adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into a shell whenever anyone mentions last orders. amphicoelied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become hollow at both ends, with the evening passing straight through. Nastazia was amphicoelied, accepting a final drink while losing all recollection of the previous one. amphicraniaed adj. Reduced by drink to holding both sides of your head while insisting the next round remains possible. Zytavious was amphicraniaed beneath the cloakroom mirror, negotiating gently with his temples. amphictyonied adj. Sharpened by drink into an urgent little committee, devoted chiefly to arranging the evening's final departure. Javani became amphictyonied and assigned every coat a destination before the taxi arrived. amphictyonned adj. Softened by drink into a delegate who considers every coat, glass, and taxi a matter for council. Oreane was amphictyonned and convened the table to decide who should order the final round. amphicyonided adj. Loosened by drink into a large, sociable predator who regards the coat rack as a promising pack. Gereline was amphicyonided and attempted to lead three strangers towards the taxi rank. amphid salted adj. Slowed by drink to a two-part chemical arrangement, requiring separate instructions for coat and taxi. Justinryan was amphid salted and treated putting on his coat as a distinct evening from leaving.