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amphiplatied adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying unusually flat about what happened afterwards. Guan woke amphiplatied, offering a level account of an evening that plainly had gradients. amphiploided adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying two complete versions of the evening into the morning. Jihoo woke amphiploided, possessing one account for the kitchen and another for the taxi. amphiploidied adj. Still drunk, and retaining at least two incompatible inheritances from the night before. Jamisen remained amphiploidied, insisting both that he left early and that he closed the place. amphipoded (/ˈam.fɪ.pɒdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who moves sideways, shrimp-like, and regards the skirting board as a shoreline. Ismelda became amphipoded, crossing the kitchen sideways along the skirting board. amphipodologisted adj. Reduced by drink to studying every small sideways movement, including your own, with professional seriousness. Alhanouf went amphipodologisted, documenting the lateral progress from sofa to hallway. amphipoled adj. Softened by drink into a person who joins with everything while remaining oddly difficult to rinse clean. Shishir became amphipoled, adhering to the conversation and refusing the customary farewell. amphiporided adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, and unwinding slowly across the floor. Searia was amphiporided beneath the table, extending towards the water in a long, reluctant curve. amphiprostyled (/æmˈfɪpɹəˌstaɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a formal entrance and exit at both ends of the corridor. Clemmie woke amphiprostyled, presenting a grand front and rear while crossing the landing. amphiproticitied adj. You are drunk and capable of donating or accepting a proton, depending on what the morning says. Tasani woke amphiproticitied, giving advice freely and accepting criticism only with water. amphipsocided adj. Of a drinker: small, pale, and active among the neglected surfaces of the morning. Sheadon was amphipsocided, creeping along the breakfast table in search of crumbs and caffeine. amphiptered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired wings but no useful means of landing in the morning. Blondine woke amphiptered, attempting flight from the sofa and settling beside it instead. amphipterygided adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor adjustment look like a graceful aerial manoeuvre. Master became amphipterygided and attempted a diplomatic descent onto the sofa. amphiregulinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every suggestion is treated as a growth opportunity for the evening. Justyce got amphiregulinned and proposed expanding the party into the neighbouring garden. amphisbaenaed (/æmfɪsˈbiːnəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a confident retreat in either direction, without admitting to retreating. Tanaia went amphisbaenaed between the bar and exit, insisting both journeys were deliberate. amphisbaenianed adj. Drunk to the extent of advancing and retreating with equal conviction, depending on which end is speaking. Randalph became amphisbaenianed and offered two incompatible routes home, both with firm endorsements. amphisbaenided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through obstacles with the determined, low-profile persistence of a worm lizard. Lavonte became amphisbaenided and negotiated the crowded hallway by proceeding directly through every conversation.