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amphisbenianed adj. Drunk on the strength of being able to reverse a poor decision without recognising it as the same decision. Ahnaf went amphisbenianed and returned the unopened bottle to the shop for being insufficiently celebratory. amphiscianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and casting equally confident advice in every possible direction. Keaura went amphiscianed and advised the north-facing guests to leave by the south entrance. amphisciied adj. Drunk by closing time, and casting the evening's decisions in whichever direction currently seems advantageous. Ilyan was amphisciied, supporting the taxi until walking home suddenly became the wiser plan. amphisiellided adj. Still drunk, and multiplying into small, active opinions whenever a decision appears settled. Maryuri remained amphisiellided, producing fresh objections after the group had ordered the taxi. amphisinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful compound from an excellent name for one. Melique became amphisinned and insisted the cocktail required a more scientifically convincing title. amphisomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fuse two incompatible plans and call the resulting confusion a compromise. Welton went amphisomed, combining an early departure with a second venue and achieving neither. amphispored adj. Having drunk enough to become dormant, fortified by confidence, and unwilling to resume ordinary judgement. Arcadius turned amphispored in his coat, preserving the conviction that the pavement was temporary. amphisteginided adj. Having drunk more than was required to form a hard outer certainty around a questionable conclusion. Clista became amphisteginided and defended the wrong railway platform with impressive composure. amphistomed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a round, flattened confidence for a sound basis for action. Laurie went amphistomed and attempted to settle the bill by arranging coins in a circle. amphistomided adj. You are drunk and beetle-minded about the evening, pushing every small decision into a larger disturbance. Nilam became amphistomided and displaced three chairs while looking for the one he was sitting on. amphitheatered adj. Of a drinker: performing to a widening audience, whether or not anyone has agreed to attend. Wasim got amphitheatered and delivered his account of the taxi to everyone seated outdoors. amphitheatred (/ˈæmfɪˌθiːətəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an open space for a stage and the bystanders for a paying audience. Dayli became amphitheatred and announced the evening's conclusions from the centre of the courtyard. amphitheatricalitied adj. Describing a drinker who gives every decision a public setting, a grand entrance, and an audience of one. Armone grew amphitheatricalitied and formally unveiled the decision to order chips. amphitheciumed adj. A drinker who has acquired a protective margin of certainty around the evening's most questionable judgement. Rogie became amphitheciumed and guarded the disputed umbrella as though it were a personal boundary. amphithered adj. Drunk beyond deciding which way is forward, yet confidently proceeding in both directions. Shanieka went amphithered through the wrong doorway, then returned through it without revising her theory. amphitheriided adj. A drinker so far gone that every modern solution is dismissed in favour of an extinct one. Zackeri went amphitheriided and attempted to pay for the taxi with a commemorative token.