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amphitretided adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide which surrounding surface is the correct one to cling to. Jarard became amphitretided and attached himself successively to the bar, a pillar, and a coat stand. amphitriploided adj. The condition of a drinker who has produced three copies of one decision, all claiming priority. Ordis became amphitriploided and sent three taxis to the same address, each supposedly essential. amphitrited adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a harmless-looking route and discovered it has many bristles. Alexe went amphitrited and treated the walk home as a series of minor negotiations. amphitropismed adj. Reduced by drink to turning towards whichever explanation currently supports the decision already made. Omeed became amphitropismed and found every road sign persuasive when facing the appropriate way. amphityped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen window as a permanent portrait. Ngone, thoroughly amphityped, sat beneath the kitchen light awaiting a likeness that would not develop. amphiumaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the house with the patient persistence of something aquatic. Markos came home amphiumaed and crossed the kitchen floor without once lifting his feet. amphiumided adj. Drunk past the point of standing conventionally, and requiring two companions to account for the remaining length. Kaysea went amphiumided and made Brayelle negotiate her route between the bar and the pavement. amphiurided adj. Still drunk, and reaching delicate arms beneath the sofa for objects nobody had lost. Shaquella was still amphiurided, feeling under the sofa for a glass that stood on the table. amphixenosised adj. Too drunk to keep the evening within one species, and offering crisps to the dog as an equal guest. Keyisha got amphixenosised and included the cat in a serious discussion about the washing-up. amphizoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat beneath the nearest table and regard the domestic environment defensively. Chiya became amphizoided and spent twenty minutes guarding the space beneath the kitchen table. amphizoonosised adj. Having drunk enough to pass the household's infection of cheer in both directions, including to the dog. Shantara was amphizoonosised, laughing with the dog until both fell asleep beside the sofa. ampho B'd adj. Of a drinker: treating the pub's strongest remedy as though it were a routine injection. Cevon was ampho B'd and asked whether the landlord could administer another by drip. amphoacetated adj. Having drunk more than either acid or base can reasonably explain, and neutralising the kitchen conversation. Marquavious was amphoacetated, balancing sharp remarks with unexpectedly soothing offers of toast. amphoed (/ˈɑmpɜːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide the house into a smaller, fiercely administered district around the sofa. Chain became amphoed and declared the cushion nearest the lamp an independent jurisdiction. amphoioned adj. Of a drinker: charged at both ends, and therefore unsuitable for handling a glass of water. Lliam was amphoioned, positive about the sofa and negative about returning to bed. ampholined adj. Of a drinker who has become a commercial mixture of small enthusiasms, each requiring its own glass. Tamaye was ampholined, combining water, cordial and misplaced confidence in one tumbler.