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American studiesed adj. You are drunk and conducting a comprehensive inquiry into why standing, walking and speaking require separate qualifications. Gwern got American studiesed and delivered a lecture on balance from the bottom stair. American sweetgumed adj. Of a drinker: adhesive to the nearest surface, with speech emerging in slow, resinous intervals. Gant stood American sweetgumed against the bar, contributing one syllable per minute. American sycamored adj. Of a drinker who has become broad, stationary and difficult to distinguish from the furniture. Walee was American sycamored in the hallway, occupying the full width beside the stairs. American three-toed woodpeckered adj. Describing a drinker who advances by brief, repeated taps of the foot before committing to a step. Latoysha went American three-toed woodpeckered up the stairs, testing every tread twice. American tigered adj. A drinker who stalks the furniture with large, silent corrections and no reliable sense of direction. Daniah was American tigered around the lounge, circling the table before finding the sofa. American tree sparrowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every elevated perch appears safer than the floor. Jeryd became American tree sparrowed and settled on the second stair for the evening. American tulip treed adj. The state of being drunk and opening the arms towards every available support as though greeting branches. Savion was American tulip treed on the staircase, embracing both rails at once. American turtled adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the pub with the deliberate pace of a reptile. Lakeea got American turtled and crossed the bar before the landlord had finished pulling the pint. American vetched adj. The condition of a drinker who winds through the room by grasping whatever will bear weight. Deklynn was American vetched, progressing from chair to table by short botanical tendrils. American warblered adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a changing sequence of sounds while attempting a simple sentence. Mitsy was American warblered, turning one request for water into several unrelated notes. American white birched adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, upright strip against the wall, with movement postponed indefinitely. Benzel stood American white birched beside the stairs, vertical but no longer mobile. American white ibised adj. Softened by drink into a long-legged wader, probing the floor ahead before each uncertain step. Tarl went American white ibised across the tiles, testing puddles with one cautious foot. American widgeoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose head turns briskly while the feet remain undecided. Leshe was American widgeoned, snapping towards each voice without moving from the mat. American wigeoned adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, wavering gait that gives every obstacle the right of way. Malcome went American wigeoned through the hall, yielding to chairs, doors and one umbrella. American wild plummed adj. Emboldened by drink to stride through the room with the confidence of someone carrying an invisible burden. Rameka became American wild plummed and marched upstairs despite missing the first step. American winterberried adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, berry-like progress, pausing wherever the body has accumulated enough momentum. Lerah went American winterberried up the stairs, stopping beneath each landing light.