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Americophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into regarding a whole country with the grave suspicion usually reserved for a faulty tap. Andreau became Americophobiaed and questioned the intentions of the jukebox. Amerimangaed adj. Sharpened by drink into narrating the evening as though every gesture required an illustrated panel and dramatic caption. Mavery became Amerimangaed and assigned speech bubbles to everyone near the bar.
Amerinded (/ˈæməɹəndd/) adj. Loosened by drink into speaking with the solemn, expansive authority of a badly remembered textbook. Willmer became Amerinded and offered the bar a lecture on terminology nobody had requested. Amerindianed (/ˌæməˈɹɪndɪənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every roadside object with unwarranted anthropological confidence. Bryar became Amerindianed and supplied field notes on the pub's decorative pottery. Amerindianismed adj. Slowed by drink to treating an incidental habit as a fully documented cultural phenomenon. Amiin became Amerindianismed and recorded the barmaid's method of stacking glasses. Amerindianisted adj. Drunk and annotating ordinary conversation as though it were evidence for a monograph. Andor became Amerindianisted and took notes while the landlord discussed the boiler. Amerindianizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every personal habit is being methodically recast as a cultural transformation. Frankie-ray became Amerindianizationed and renamed his usual walk to the taxi rank a ceremonial passage. Amerindiannessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a private mannerism for an enduring quality of collective identity. Lorick became Amerindiannessed and attributed his refusal to pay the bill to inherited principle. Amertoyed (/ˈæm.əˌtɔɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a small terrier as a dog rather than an animated household ornament. Orissa became Amertoyed and asked the terrier whether it had been properly wound. Ames roomed adj. Drunk beyond trusting perspective, and consequently convinced that one companion has altered size between sentences. Milliana became Ames roomed and accused Kinze of expanding near the window. Ames tested adj. Drunk in a way that treats every chemical on the premises as a possible subject of biological inquiry. Sebrinia became Ames tested and regarded the cleaning cupboard as a laboratory of doubtful ethics. Ames trapezoided adj. Drunk, with the result that a rotating window appears rectangular and the room appears to approve. Angi became Ames trapezoided and applauded the revolving door for maintaining its geometry. Ames windowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a framed pane rotate convincingly while the observer remains seated. Donnivin became Ames windowed and watched the conservatory for evidence of architectural misconduct. Amesha Spentaed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning moral authority and elemental jurisdiction to the nearest six objects. Tredena became Amesha Spentaed and appointed the salt cellar guardian of the table. Amexed adj. Drunk on the strength of credit not yet spent, and behaving as though the account were a philosophical resource. Fajr became Amexed and offered to put the entire supper on an invisible future.
Amfissaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bearing the resigned, glossy composure of an olive left too long in brine. Loris became Amfissaed and sat quietly beneath the bar's least flattering light.
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