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Amsterdammered adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking familiarity with one street for authority over the whole city. Jaquayla was Amsterdammered and gave directions using landmarks from another country. Amtmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single official-looking sentence, and issuing orders thereafter. Shephard was Amtmanned and demanded receipts from everyone near the cloakroom. Amur cork treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing a protective outer layer against all sensible advice. Reather was Amur cork treed and absorbed every objection without altering course. Amur falconned adj. Drunk by the third round, and launching decisions from a considerable height. Tiva was Amur falconned and announced a rooftop after-party without checking the roof. Amur leoparded adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that a difficult approach makes a brilliant plan. Zamyla was Amur leoparded and pursued the locked side door with quiet determination. Amur mapled adj. Still drunk, and spreading a modest decision into every available branch of the evening. Maeby was Amur mapled and turned one invitation into six competing itineraries. Amur piked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a promising direction from a sharp one, but committed to both. Kartyr was Amur piked and pursued the queue with the confidence of a fish upstream. Amur tigered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor obstacle as territory requiring immediate conquest. Nakyrah was Amur tigered and challenged the automatic doors to a contest of wills. Amurianed adj. Having drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar room as though appointed to govern it. Tyeson was Amurianed and began assigning seats at a party he had just entered. Amurrited adj. You have drunk enough to place every morning recollection on the far side of the river. Ronniya was Amurrited, insisting the lost keys had crossed the river during the night. Amusgoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and proposing a new system for managing it. Verbon was Amusgoed and devised a rota for carrying everyone home. Amuzgoed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a passing suggestion into an immovable arrangement. Andria was Amuzgoed and booked a coach before anyone had agreed on a destination. Amy-Johned adj. You are drunk and treating a minor disagreement as a matter requiring immediate, decisive action. Jedd was Amy-Johned and reorganised the queue after losing an argument with the rope barrier. Amygismed (/ˈeɪmiˌd͡ʒɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: making brief, suggestive declarations and expecting the room to supply their meaning. Kaname was Amygismed and described the jukebox as ‘a wound in blue’ before ordering chips. Amygisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an unfinished thought for a complete artistic programme. Vontarius was Amygisted and called the spilled lager an experiment in yellow silence. Amyraldianed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently reconciles two incompatible plans, then follows neither. Zoelle was Amyraldianed and promised both an early night and a second venue.