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amateured (/ˈæ.mə.təd/) adj. Having drunk more than enthusiasm can reasonably support, yet volunteering as though expertise were optional. Blonnie became amateured and offered to repair the pub's amplifier with a teaspoon. amateurishnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic repair look promising until the instructions are consulted. Lydell got amateurishnessed and tried to mend the kettle with a butter knife. amateurismed adj. Drunk, with the result that household tasks are attempted earnestly and completed provisionally. Millian became amateurismed while folding one tea towel into several competing arrangements. amateurizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a competent household into a succession of first attempts. Cocoa was amateurizationed and approached the dishwasher as though receiving initial training. amateurshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing the confidence of a novice and the equipment of a household. Azeneth was amateurshipped, using the television remote to direct operations in the kitchen. amateused adj. Drunk on the strength of which every household activity becomes an audition for approval. Natelege got amateused and sought judging from the sofa before opening the fridge. amathophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding ordinary dust as a matter requiring immediate evacuation. Tiyanni became amathophobiaed and inspected the sofa cushions for hostile particles. amativenessed (/ˈam.ə.tɪv.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and affectionate towards the sofa, the kettle and whoever brought water. Shaydee grew amativenessed and embraced the kitchen chair before settling beside the kettle. amatoled (/ˈæməˌtɒld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining two unrelated kitchen intentions into one unstable household operation. Bubby went amatoled and attempted to toast the glass of water while boiling bread. amatonged adj. Still drunk, and building a small underwater-looking arrangement of crockery around the kitchen tap. Jayvaughn became amatonged, piling mugs beneath the tap to catch an imaginary current. amatonormativitied adj. Too drunk to accept that the evening need involve romance, and pairing every object in the kitchen instead. Daphnie got amatonormativitied and matched each mug with a saucer for emotional completeness. amatorculisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become an insignificant lover, chiefly to a sofa cushion or cooling mug. Akaria turned amatorculisted and whispered assurances to the cushion before requesting water. amatoxinned (/ˌæməˈtɒksɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen mushroom packet as a matter of quiet biological suspicion. Arissa became amatoxinned and quarantined the mushrooms before falling asleep beside the sofa. amatriced adj. Having drunk more than a female amateur of anything should reasonably be asked to manage before bedtime. Josphua was amatriced and required three attempts to place the water beside the sofa. amatricianaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard tomato, cheese and cured pork as a complete domestic recovery plan. Lamariyah went amatricianaed and began preparing pasta for guests who had already gone home. amatungulaed adj. You are drunk and growing quietly shrub-like in the corner of the sitting room, requiring water. Bilbo became amatungulaed beside the sofa, leafy in posture and unwilling to relocate.