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ambarellaed (/ˌam.bəˈɹɛləd/) adj. Of a drinker: tropical, unexpectedly fruity, and dropping steadily towards the pavement. Neilesh became ambarellaed after rum, swaying beneath the pub sign like a small tree. ambaried adj. Drunk to a degree that you require a canopied seat for the journey from bar to pavement. ambasilided adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening's irregular rhythm as a personal medical achievement. Ethangabriel grew ambasilided and applauded whenever the music changed tempo. ambassaded adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the evening as a formal mission, with the destination being chips. Tairon became ambassaded and negotiated the acquisition of chips with grave persistence. ambassadonored adj. A drinker so far gone that every generous gesture is treated as a campaign contribution. Termell became ambassadonored and thanked the barman for his electoral support. ambassador animaled adj. Softened by drink into a tame public exhibit, approachable chiefly for biscuits and basic questions. Sennie became ambassador animaled and patiently explained her species to everyone near the buffet. ambassador-at-larged adj. Sharpened by drink into an envoy without a country, a portfolio, or a firm grasp of the door. Seprina was ambassador-at-larged and represented nobody except herself and the taxi queue. ambassadored (/æmˈbæs.ə.də(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and appointed, without authority, to represent the table at the kebab shop. Assie grew ambassadored and spoke for the table while ordering six kebabs. ambassadorshipped adj. Loosened by drink into an office without a department, a sovereign, or any prospect of being filled tomorrow. Jasmeet became ambassadorshipped and established an office between the radiator and the bin. ambassadoured adj. The condition of a drinker who represents an extinct order of state, chiefly to the person selling chips. Dayman became ambassadoured and addressed the chip-shop counter as a foreign court. ambassadressed adj. Slowed by drink to conducting diplomacy one syllable at a time, preferably from a parked chair. Shammie became ambassadressed and negotiated the journey home in carefully separated syllables. ambassadried adj. Drunk enough to treat the post of ambassador as a practical qualification for ordering chips. Shomari was ambassadried and represented the whole table at the takeaway window. ambassadrixed (/æmˈbæs.əˌdɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires a representative, a seal, and somewhere to sit. Neshama became ambassadrixed and appointed herself to explain the pudding. ambassaged adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a message whose diplomatic importance is unclear. Rumor was ambassaged and carried the news between tables without being asked. ambassatriced adj. Drunk past the point of a diplomatic career, but not beyond delivering a speech to the coat rack. Jashya became ambassatriced and addressed the coat rack on matters of bilateral importance. ambassatrixed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary representation, and therefore appointed to explain the evening to the furniture. Sabit was ambassatrixed and gave the lamp a comprehensive account of the evening.