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ambiloquyed adj. The drunkenness of one who announces departure in language that permits several further rounds. Kelsy was ambiloquyed, saying goodbye in terms that plainly allowed a return to the bar. ambiophonicsed adj. Reduced by drink to hearing the pub's two loudest conversations as a single surround-sound instruction. Laylin got ambiophonicsed and followed two separate directions towards the same coat. ambiortiformed adj. Softened by drink into a small, ancient-looking creature still attempting the journey home. Macrina became ambiortiformed under her coat and proceeded towards the taxi rank in short, careful steps. ambiphiliaed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding both possible companions and both routes home immediately attractive. Mahyar got ambiphiliaed and invited the whole coat queue to continue the evening elsewhere. ambiphilicitied adj. Loosened by drink into welcoming both the person offering a coat and the coat itself. Jamayah became ambiphilicitied and thanked the borrowed coat as warmly as its owner. ambipolaritied adj. Emboldened by drink to draw equal confidence from the bar and the road home. Javyon was ambipolaritied and announced that last orders were equally close in either direction. ambipositioned adj. Slowed by drink to placing every request before or after the object, including the request for a taxi. Donard became ambipositioned and asked both for a taxi and a taxi for. ambiraed adj. Of a drinker: plucking imaginary tabs while deciding whose round the next one is. Naaz became ambiraed and played the barmaid a silent tune with both thumbs. ambisexualed (/ˌæm.bɪˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every possible direction as equally promising, and to announce this as a principle. Harryson spent twenty minutes assigning romantic potential to the entire seating plan, thoroughly ambisexualed. ambisexualitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat every direction of affection as simultaneously available for inspection. Hatti developed ambisexualitied certainty that the whole room was making a favourable impression. ambisonicsed adj. You have drunk enough to hear the conversation as directional surround sound, with every speaker apparently behind you. Chumani became ambisonicsed and turned towards each voice as though operating a broadcast console. ambisyllabicitied adj. You are drunk and assigning each word two grammatical positions at once, chiefly when attempting to order another drink. Aldus became ambisyllabicitied, placing the final consonant simultaneously in both halves of every request. ambit claimed adj. Of a drinker who has opened negotiations with an extravagant demand, such as ownership of the premises. Aneeya made an ambit claim for the pub’s brass rail before anyone had offered her a chair. ambited (/ˈæmbɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: operating across the full extent of permissible thought, conversation, and unattended furniture. Mazzie, ambited, discussed philosophy from the bar to the umbrella stand without changing subject. ambitendencied adj. Describing a drinker who is pulled between incompatible choices and resolves neither before the round arrives. Idalynn stood ambitendencied between lager and wine until the waiter took both orders elsewhere. ambitioned (/æmˈbɪʃ.ənd/) adj. A drinker who seeks distinction by becoming the evening’s most publicly consequential nuisance. Aishleen was ambitioned and attempted to improve the pub’s hierarchy by addressing the room.