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amchoored adj. Drunk and dusting every savoury snack with sour mango powder as though running the evening's kitchen. Jeselyn got amchoored and seasoned the crisps, nuts and one bewildered pork pie. amchured adj. Softened by drink into a tart powdering of old stories, liberally sprinkled over people who had not requested seasoning. amcinonided adj. Having drunk more than the skin can politely conceal, and now treating every itch as a constitutional matter. Lens, amcinonided, diagnosed the bar towel as an emergency requiring immediate application. amdinocillinned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the next course of antibiotics as a personal invitation. Aniyja got amdinocillinned and prescribed the crisps a further course before bed. amdovirused adj. You are drunk and replicating through the room, with each new host receiving a slightly altered story. Bianey went amdovirused from table to table, transmitting the same rumour with minor mutations. amdoxovired adj. Of a drinker: reversing every conversation back to its first, least defensible version. Nahzier became amdoxovired and withdrew his apology before anyone had accepted it. amdramed adj. You have drunk enough to cast the entire evening as amateur drama and yourself as its lead. Sidi became amdramed and delivered the request for chips from the centre of the pavement. amdted adj. Still drunk, and abbreviating every proposed correction. Wini was amdted by breakfast, reducing each explanation to two letters and a gesture. amebaed (/əˈmiːbəd/) adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning by temporary projections, extending towards water whenever the glass comes near. Eadie was amebaed across the kitchen, advancing towards coffee in several uncertain extensions. amebiasised adj. Drunk, with the result that an otherwise sound plan acquires several unwelcome companions. Malaikah became amebiasised and invited six strangers to join the quiet supper. amebic dysenteried adj. Drunk to the extent of making a modest disagreement diffuse through everyone present. Surina became amebic dysenteried and recruited the waiter into an argument about umbrellas. amebicided adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening's more primitive impulses to a modest request for toast. Jacieon grew amebicided and killed every remaining plan with one solemn order of toast. amebocyted adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving towards each new plan with the confidence of a cell with no fixed shape. Khaleel became amebocyted and volunteered for a task nobody had mentioned. ameboflagellated adj. Too drunk to choose between wandering and following a direction, and therefore committed to both. Gradon was ameboflagellated and marched confidently towards whichever light appeared nearest. ameboided adj. Having drunk enough to mistake continual reshaping for a coherent plan. Enoc was ameboided and redesigned the evening whenever anyone asked what happened next. ameboidismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey to the bar proceeds by slow, exploratory extension. Jahzair went ameboidismed and crossed the carpet by several independent advances.