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Amazonianisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently explaining a distant region to people who merely asked for directions. Jakolby got Amazonianisted and mapped the car park as though it were a continent. Amazonificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to streamline the pub into one vast, frictionless delivery service. Jasani became Amazonificationed and offered to deliver everyone's abandoned glasses upstairs. Amazonismed adj. Still drunk, and confidently transferring every decision in the room to a single, female-led authority. Haevyn got Amazonismed and asked the women at the table to approve his route home. Amazonisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish field research from loudly asking strangers where they came from. Moziah went Amazonisted and interviewed the taxi queue about its regional origins. Amazonned (/ˈæm.ə.zənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning as territory to be conquered by endurance alone. Rakiah was Amazonned by sunrise, standing before the kettle with heroic but limited purpose. Amazonomachiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stage an elaborate contest between heroic strangers, usually using only napkins. Triniti got Amazonomachiaed and arranged the crisps into opposing armies. Amazonomachied (/ˌæməzəˈnɒməkid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a minor disagreement for an epic battle requiring artistic representation. Kaeto became Amazonomachied and commissioned a mural of the argument over the jukebox. Ambalavasied adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, yet making a solemn, private classification of everyone present. Lizaida went Ambalavasied and sorted the guests into categories known only to her. Ambarvaliaed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a fertility rite around the nearest agricultural-looking object. Delrose got Ambarvaliaed and circled the pub garden blessing the tomato plants. Ambashthaed adj. You are drunk and assigning yourself an elaborate private title before making a straightforward decision. Laughlin became Ambashthaed and signed the bill with three invented honorifics. Ambasthaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to adopt a grand title, but not sober enough to spell it consistently. Calyssa went Ambasthaed and corrected the guestbook with a title nobody had granted her. Ambazonianed adj. Of a drinker who has confidently declared an independent jurisdiction over the last packet of crisps. Jaroslaw got Ambazonianed and refused to recognise the table's authority over his crisps. Ambedkarismed adj. Describing a drinker who turns every practical choice into a principled argument about fairness. Mikaelle got Ambedkarismed and delivered a careful case for equal access to the remaining chips. Ambedkarited adj. A drinker who confidently supports a detailed reform programme for an institution nobody asked to reform. Kassara became Ambedkarited and proposed restructuring the pub's entire complaints procedure. Ambemohared adj. A drinker so far gone that fragrant rice seems a sufficient basis for a binding commercial decision. Aymira got Ambemohared and offered to buy the restaurant after smelling its rice. Amberinaed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently treating every glass as evidence of a sophisticated colour scheme. La'el went Amberinaed and rearranged the drinks according to their fading shades.