American Wirehairedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.American alligatoredadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Moxley tried to order a pizza to be delivered to a park bench, arguing that it was their current residence, in a state of being hilariously American alligatored.American aloedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.American aspenedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.American badgeredadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.Terreal enthusiastically debated the best type of cheese with a bewildered bartender, thoroughly American badgered.American basswoodedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.American beaveredadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.American beechedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.American bird grasshopperedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.American bisonned(/əˈmɛɹɪkən ˈbaɪ̯sənd/)adj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.The cat eyed Jaycee-leigh warily as they attempted to have a deep conversation with it, clearly American bisonned and fearless.American bitternedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.American black bearedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Michon confidently announced their new career as a professional hula hooper, clearly illustrating their current state of being highly American black beared.American black duckedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Autra embarked on a mission to teach the sidewalk the art of tap dancing, displaying their American black ducked expertise.American black vulturedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Niwaz confidently proclaimed themselves the mayor of the party, clearly American black vultured.American blueheartsedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.The morning after the party, Mikkos awoke feeling strangely refreshed despite their American blueheartsed escapades.American breakfastedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.Among the party decorations, Irit was discovered, appearing slightly American breakfasted.