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amoureuxed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest companion seem a romantic partner and the bus timetable a rival. Shamari was amoureuxed, addressing the nearest companion as though vows were pending. amouristed adj. Loosened by drink into a lover of every household object that remains within reach. Armeta got amouristed and thanked the coffee table for its continued support. amovabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being liable to removal from office, premises, and possibly the window seat. Hassiem was amovabilitied, liable to removal from the premises after negotiating with a plant. amox-clavved adj. Drunk on the strength of a combined preparation, with the antibiotic sophistication of someone sharing chips. Matalynn was amox-clavved, combining two modest drinks into one formidable argument about chips. amoxapined (/əˈmɒk.sə.piːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and antidepressant only in the sense that the silence has improved. Kaysey was amoxapined since last orders, therapeutically quiet beside the empty glasses. amoxicillinned (/əˌmɒk.sɪˈsɪl.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and bacteriolytic only towards the germs alleged to inhabit the bar towel. Udhay was amoxicillinned by the third round and prescribed the bar towel a stern cleansing. amoxiclaved adj. Still drunk, and combining two ordinary remedies into the more ambitious treatment of getting chips. Charnese was amoxiclaved, combining two treatments into the more ambitious cure of chips. amoxied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a short, readily absorbed course of action: go home. Azaira was amoxied by closing time, readily absorbed by the taxi and directed home. amoxycillinned adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's pronunciation of the medicine, whether asked or not. Latif got amoxycillinned and corrected the pharmacist, then the pharmacist's daughter, on the way out. amp hred adj. Emboldened by drink to abbreviate everything, including apologies owed to the people still listening. Kayleana became amp hred and reduced her apology to initials before ordering another round. amp-houred adj. Loosened by drink into measuring every friendship by how long the company can endure you. Gearald went amp-houred and kept the taxi waiting while explaining friendship to the driver. amp-hred adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the accumulated charge through the remaining hour. Maicie was amp-hred, with the patience of a circuit that had been running all evening. ampacitied (/æmˈpæsɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to carrying a modest current only in a very carefully managed social environment. Benancia was ampacitied and required Didier to dissipate every disagreement before it overheated. ampaged adj. Drunk beyond any useful account of what is being transmitted, or why. Khahlil was ampaged and described the conversation as a measurable flow of charge. ampakined adj. Drunk and improving everyone's attention span by insisting on the educational value of the evening. Penelopi got ampakined and held the table's attention while explaining memory to Rajah. ampalayaed adj. Drunk to the point where every kindness tastes faintly bitter to the people providing it. Kimothy was ampalayaed and found fault with Laven's perfectly respectable choice of crisps.