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ampersanded (/ˈæm.pə(ɹ).sændd/) adj. You are drunk and joining unrelated matters with complete grammatical confidence. Alecxander was ampersanded, connecting the landlord, the moon and a boiled egg. ampersated (/ˈæm.pə.sætd/) adj. Of a drinker who has assigned an at-sign to every person, place and uncertain destination. Sherrae was ampersated and addressed the bill to someone at somewhere else.
amperzanded adj. Of a drinker: joining two statements with an obsolete flourish, whether they belong together or not. Lief was amperzanded and linked the taxi fare to the decline of handwriting. ampharetided adj. Describing a drinker who has settled on the seabed and is feeding through a tube. Mairyn was ampharetided beneath the table, accepting crisps by a remarkably indirect route. amphecloraled adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing the last remaining plan with stimulant-like confidence and no appetite for evidence. Fatme was amphecloraled and marched the party towards a station that had closed. amphenicoled adj. A drinker who has become broadly antibiotic in conversation, treating every objection as an infection. Cindya was amphenicoled and prescribed silence for a disagreement about parking. amphenidoned adj. A drinker so far gone that sleep has become the most coherent remaining statement. Madeleyn was amphenidoned and accepted the sofa as a medically indicated destination. amphetamined (/æmˈfɛt.ə.miːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided attention equally between two incompatible plans. Keshara was amphetamined and supported both taxis with similar conviction. amphetaminicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken chemical liveliness for a reason to continue speaking. Finnola was amphetaminicked and supplied brisk explanations for an entirely settled question. amphetaminiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the misplaced confidence of a stimulant. Saaliha went amphetaminiled up the stairs, quick-footed but directionally uncertain. amphetaminismed adj. Drunk by closing time, behaving as though every wobble were a deliberate burst of energy. Conrad became amphetaminismed and crossed the room in several unnecessary accelerations. amphiarthrosised adj. Still drunk, and allowing only a limited range of movement at every joint. Shaunak came downstairs amphiarthrosised, with his knees negotiating a narrow compromise. amphiaspided adj. Too drunk to move forwards reliably, yet still attempting a determined, low-level advance. Micha went amphiaspided towards the stairs, progressing chiefly by persistence. amphiastered adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide attention between two directions while the body proceeds nowhere. Imron stood amphiastered at the landing, facing upstairs and downstairs with equal conviction. amphibactinned adj. Having drunk more than coordination can carry, and quietly attracting every available handrail. Lyliann was amphibactinned by the second landing, drawing helpers from both ends of the staircase.
amphibalused adj. You have drunk enough to wear the room about your shoulders and mistake drapery for balance. Merlynn became amphibalused and descended beneath the unnecessary protection of a curtain.