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AN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every screw thread as though the Navy had asked. Janisia was AN'd and inspected the pub furniture for compatible threads. ANA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and binding every passing thought to the contents of an imaginary nucleus. Lexa got ANA'd and explained the cell nucleus to the coat stand before attempting the stairs. ANC'd adj. Too drunk to count the kitchen's neutrophils, but confident the glass of water contains several. Taityana became ANC'd and counted invisible granulocytes in the water before drinking it. ANCA'd adj. Of a drinker who has produced antibodies against coordination, particularly on stairs. Aarik was ANCA'd by the landing and required two attempts to identify the next step. ANCOVA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of adjusting the morning’s misery for every relevant nuisance except the drink. Kaitoa woke ANCOVA'd, controlling for sleep, breakfast and the alarming state of the carpet. AND gated adj. Slowed by drink to require two separate permissions before crossing a room. Suvi was AND gated and needed both encouragement and a clear route to the lavatory. AND'd adj. Drunk and conjoining every proposition, however incompatible, with the solemnity of a logical operator. Krishawn was AND'd, insisting that the pub was closing and that it had never been open. ANDRILL anemoned adj. Drunk and fixed to the underside of the evening, opening only when conditions permit. Yosimar became ANDRILL anemoned beneath the heated blanket before ten. ANDT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every item may be tested without causing visible damage. Mehr was ANDT'd and tapped each pint glass to establish whether it remained sound. ANF'd adj. Still drunk, and attaching every loose thought to the central contents of the head. Sajni was ANF'd and needed the banister to keep both thoughts and shoulders in place. ANFO'd (/ˈænfoʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who combines fuel, impatience, and a firm belief that the journey home will be brief. Levi-john was ANFO'd and made the taxi rank with considerable but misdirected momentum. ANI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing one's number before anyone has asked for it. Shalanda was ANI'd and recited her telephone number to the doorman. ANN'd adj. Drunk enough to connect the household's separate objects into one neural network of poor decisions. Madelys became ANN'd, linking the kettle, sofa, and water glass into a single domestic system. ANOVA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of partitioning the morning’s variance between drink, poor sleep and poor decisions. Jazemine arrived ANOVA'd, attributing the headache to several factors and accepting none personally. ANP'd adj. You have drunk enough to dilate every vessel in conversation, then spend the night on the sofa. Orlin was ANP'd and made the entire room feel socially less constricted. ANPR'd adj. Loosened by drink into recognising number plates, but not the vehicle to which they belong. Corlis was ANPR'd, reading registrations aloud while searching for his own taxi.