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angrosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a powerful derivative and applied it chiefly to opening crisps. Aireonna became angrosided and attacked a packet of crisps with pharmacological seriousness. angry fruit saladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the table look like a badly designed webpage nobody can leave. Ella-faith got angry fruit saladed and rearranged the coloured condiments for an hour. angry white maled adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining to everyone why the room's arrangements are politically suspect. Shabria went angry white maled and recruited the barman into an argument about the curtains. angry white manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding the company responsible for national decline. Jaynette found Dharmesh angry white manned and unable to forgive the pub's younger customers. angryphoned (/ˈæŋ.ɡɹiˌfəʊnd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting a one-person grievance against every word on the menu. Keanna became angryphoned and made Lotfi translate the drinks list into English twice. angsanaed adj. Too drunk to leave the table, and offering the company the solid, polished presence of tropical hardwood. Lethie sat angsanaed while Jayquan fetched coats and negotiated the taxi. angst bunnied adj. Having drunk enough to seek a tragic interpretation of the evening and impose it upon the nearest friends. Katryna became angst bunnied and told Annah the empty glasses symbolised abandonment. angstbunnied adj. Having drunk more than your companions could bear of the evening's supposed tragedy. Amayla got angstbunnied and made Mariuxi mourn a friendship that had ended at breakfast. angsted (/æŋ(k)std/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary farewell into painful sadness for everyone within earshot. Lotti got angsted at closing and made Maran revisit the meaning of every friendship. angstered adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small payment as a historic financial event. Aijalon went angstered over the bill, while Silvestre quietly paid it. angstficked adj. You are drunk and giving each minor disappointment a tragic plot, complete with unwilling witnesses. Kacyn got angstficked when the jukebox stopped, and Trisia heard the whole backstory. angstinessed adj. Of a drinker: making the room carry an emotional weight that was not there on arrival. Dalonzo became angstinessed and left Izariah to answer questions about the silence. angstrom starred adj. A drinker who measures every companion by the exact wavelength of their irritation. Kenaria became angstrom starred and assigned Romonica a wavelength for sighing. angstrom united adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every social distance to the size of an atom. Adalen got angstrom united and discussed private matters with Payslie before the starters arrived. angstromed (/ˈæŋstɹəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become extremely small in patience, judgement and personal space. Gurjyot grew angstromed and treated Peighton’s raised eyebrow as a public challenge. angucyclined adj. The state of being drunk and structurally committed to the same four-part conversation. Bernice became angucyclined, returning to the same topic whenever Jasleene changed it.