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anhydrided adj. Sufficiently drunk to have lost a molecule of water, several facts, and the original purpose of leaving the pub. Crina was anhydrided by last orders, dry enough to distrust the rain and confused enough to welcome it. anhydridizationed adj. Having drunk enough to convert the evening into a dry residue, chiefly consisting of coats and unfinished plans. anhydrited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could hold, and settling outside the pub as a dry, mineral deposit. Affinity was anhydrited beneath the pub awning, dense, pale, and resistant to suggestions of a taxi. anhydro sugared adj. You have drunk enough to leave the pub as a chemically altered sweet thing, dry at the centre and difficult to move. Kernis was anhydro sugared by closing time, offering mints to strangers and refusing the direct route home. anhydrobionted adj. You are drunk and living quite successfully in the nearly waterless environment between last orders and the front door. Xaviel was anhydrobionted after closing time, thriving beneath borrowed coats while everyone searched for the keys. anhydrobiosised adj. Of a drinker: preserved by drink in a state of extreme dryness until the journey home becomes possible again. Shaqwan stood anhydrobiosised outside the pub, awaiting transport in a condition that discouraged unnecessary motion. anhydrobioted adj. Of a drinker who has become a dry, durable little organism, capable of surviving the coat check and the walk home. Carya was anhydrobioted by closing time, tucked beneath two coats and apparently prepared for any length of journey. anhydrocinnzeylanoled adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing a botanical constituent from a respectable reason for another round. Catalina was anhydrocinnzeylanoled, discoursing on terpenes to an audience of empty glasses. anhydrodigitalinned adj. Drunk in a way that renders every pulse faintly pharmacological and every toast structurally significant. Rayma became anhydrodigitalinned and took the pub's regulars for a steroidal series. anhydroecgonined adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires the air of a laboratory abbreviation. Tampatha was anhydroecgonined and shortened every anecdote beyond recognition. anhydrofructosed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a metabolic pathway with regrettable secondary products. Abdulbari was anhydrofructosed and described the bar as a glycogen reserve. anhydrogalactosed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every transparent surface as agarose awaiting classification. Yaqub was anhydrogalactosed and attempted to catalogue the pub's minor adhesions. anhydroglucopyranosed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sugar-ring logic which nobody present has authorised. Jaymiah was anhydroglucopyranosed and lectured on pyranose forms between mouthfuls. anhydroglucosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the simplest available unit of sweetness and persistence. Binford was anhydroglucosed, repeating one agreeable observation throughout the taxi journey. anhydrohydroxyprogesteroned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the conversation with an obsolete hormonal confidence. Timolin was anhydrohydroxyprogesteroned and prescribed composure to the entire table. anhydrokainited adj. Drunk by closing time, and mineralogically committed to remaining where the evening deposited you.