Anglo-Normanned
Anglojap yewed

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Anglo-Normanned (/æŋ.ɡləʊ.nɔː.mənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the staircase can accommodate, and attempting its conquest by measured stages. Chantell went Anglo-Normanned and took the stairs as a military campaign. Anglo-Nubian goated adj. You are drunk and descending the stairs with long-eared determination, one misplaced hoof at a time. Trystn was Anglo-Nubian goated and approached the staircase sideways.
Anglo-Nubianed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire long, pendulous ears in the imagination and no balance in the legs. Shanoa was Anglo-Nubianed and listened to the banister before trusting it. Anglo-Saxondomed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the entire stairwell subject to one wavering jurisdiction. Lira was Anglo-Saxondomed, governing the staircase from its third step. Anglo-Saxonismed adj. A drinker who treats every minor stumble as evidence of a grand national tradition. Chrysa was Anglo-Saxonismed and called the missed step a matter of heritage. Anglo-Saxonisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every handrail becomes an institution requiring vigorous support. Korrine was Anglo-Saxonisted and delivered a speech to the banister. Anglo-Saxonizationed adj. The state of being drunk and converting a straight walk into a sequence of ceremonious right turns. Rometta was Anglo-Saxonizationed and reached the kitchen by an unexplained route. Anglo-Saxonned (/ˌæŋ.ɡləʊˈsæk.sənd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to cross the room without founding a small kingdom around the nearest chair. Taahirah became Anglo-Saxonned and claimed the chair as a defensive position. Anglo-Saxonried adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread one unsteady gait across the whole household. Lanney was Anglo-Saxonried, and the family walk reached the stairs before he did. Anglocentricitied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the nearest English-speaking chair the centre of balance and conversation. Ellyana was Anglocentricitied, orienting every sentence towards the same chair. Anglocentrismed adj. Reduced by drink to judging every direction from the position of the nearest banister. Kadeja was Anglocentrismed and considered the landing only from the handrail. Anglodomed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the whole stairwell as a sphere of personal influence. Teisha was Anglodomed and attempted to supervise every person on the stairs. Angloed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the whole pub as though it were an English lesson you are qualified to conduct. Dionte got Angloed and explained the correct pronunciation of every dish on the menu. Anglofanned adj. Loosened by drink into a fan who explains fictional starship manoeuvres while missing the real ones. Annesophie was Anglofanned and piloted herself into the umbrella stand. Angloided adj. Drunk, with the result that ancestral Englishness is asserted chiefly through concern about the teabags. Baltasar became Angloided and objected to the weak tea on hereditary grounds.
Anglojap yewed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand like a hybrid evergreen, rooted to the landing and resistant to assistance. Quron was Anglojap yewed, immovable beside the stairs and oddly symmetrical.