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Anglo-Normanned
(/æŋ.ɡləʊ.nɔː.mənd/)
adj.
Having drunk more than the staircase can accommodate, and attempting its conquest by measured stages.
Chantell went
Anglo-Normanned
and took the stairs as a military campaign.
Anglo-Nubian goated
adj.
You are drunk and descending the stairs with long-eared determination, one misplaced hoof at a time.
Trystn was
Anglo-Nubian goated
and approached the staircase sideways.
Anglo-Nubianed
adj.
You have drunk enough to acquire long, pendulous ears in the imagination and no balance in the legs.
Shanoa was
Anglo-Nubianed
and listened to the banister before trusting it.
Anglo-Saxondomed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made the entire stairwell subject to one wavering jurisdiction.
Lira was
Anglo-Saxondomed
, governing the staircase from its third step.
Anglo-Saxonismed
adj.
A drinker who treats every minor stumble as evidence of a grand national tradition.
Chrysa was
Anglo-Saxonismed
and called the missed step a matter of heritage.
Anglo-Saxonisted
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every handrail becomes an institution requiring vigorous support.
Korrine was
Anglo-Saxonisted
and delivered a speech to the banister.
Anglo-Saxonizationed
adj.
The state of being drunk and converting a straight walk into a sequence of ceremonious right turns.
Rometta was
Anglo-Saxonizationed
and reached the kitchen by an unexplained route.
Anglo-Saxonned
(/ˌæŋ.ɡləʊˈsæk.sənd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: unable to cross the room without founding a small kingdom around the nearest chair.
Taahirah became
Anglo-Saxonned
and claimed the chair as a defensive position.
Anglo-Saxonried
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has spread one unsteady gait across the whole household.
Lanney was
Anglo-Saxonried
, and the family walk reached the stairs before he did.
Anglocentricitied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who makes the nearest English-speaking chair the centre of balance and conversation.
Ellyana was
Anglocentricitied
, orienting every sentence towards the same chair.
Anglocentrismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to judging every direction from the position of the nearest banister.
Kadeja was
Anglocentrismed
and considered the landing only from the handrail.
Anglodomed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating the whole stairwell as a sphere of personal influence.
Teisha was
Anglodomed
and attempted to supervise every person on the stairs.
Angloed
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat the whole pub as though it were an English lesson you are qualified to conduct.
Dionte got
Angloed
and explained the correct pronunciation of every dish on the menu.
Anglofanned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a fan who explains fictional starship manoeuvres while missing the real ones.
Annesophie was
Anglofanned
and piloted herself into the umbrella stand.
Angloided
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ancestral Englishness is asserted chiefly through concern about the teabags.
Baltasar became
Angloided
and objected to the weak tea on hereditary grounds.
Anglojap yewed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to stand like a hybrid evergreen, rooted to the landing and resistant to assistance.
Quron was
Anglojap yewed
, immovable beside the stairs and oddly symmetrical.
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