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animal activisted adj. Too drunk to ignore the household’s welfare, though quite unable to improve it from the sofa. Bobbyjo was animal activisted and covered the sofa’s imaginary occupants with a blanket. animal blacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a dark domestic residue on every object handled after the kitchen has closed. Amouri was animal blacked, marking the sofa with crumbs and the kitchen with solemn fingerprints. animal cabineted adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the barmaid, the regulars and the dog into separate breeding programmes. Jeffri got animal cabineted and began assigning the pub's regulars to carefully controlled enclosures. animal charcoaled adj. Slowed by drink to filter every remark repeatedly, retaining only the darkest impurities. Kadren went animal charcoaled and let each remark settle before answering from the bottom of the glass. animal coated (/ˈæn.ə.məl kəʊtd/) adj. Drunk and acquiring the thick, glossy confidence of a well-groomed mammal in winter. Krystabella arrived animal coated, sleek with stout and impervious to the draught by the door. animal companioned adj. Drunk enough to confer diplomatic status upon the nearest pet and address it formally. Trevaughn got animal companioned and negotiated patiently with the neighbour's cat. animal control officered adj. Drunk to the point where every loose reveller appears to require catching and returning home. Dre got animal control officered and attempted to escort three harmless customers towards the taxi rank. animal crackered adj. Drunk enough to classify the biscuits by species before eating the entire tin. Malcohm became animal crackered and identified the giraffes before consuming the evidence. animal dentistried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a toothache from a request for another round. Maryla went animal dentistried and inspected everyone's teeth beneath the pub's least reliable light. animal dyed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colouring, with the face taking on the permanent shade of the evening. Johnethan was animal dyed by midnight, a deep burgundy beneath the fluorescent gantry. animal experimentationed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every conversational gambit as a trial with an uncertain outcome. Breeza became animal experimentationed and tested several theories about the landlord on passing customers. animal fatted adj. Drunk, with the result that standing still becomes a comfortable, well-insulated arrangement. Marzie was animal fatted by the fourth round, settled beside the radiator like a contented winter beast. animal feeded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes crisps, pork scratchings and stray crumbs seem carefully prepared sustenance. Luziano went animal feeded and grazed methodically through the bowls on every table. animal flowered adj. Drunk to the extent of opening slowly towards anyone nearby, while remaining firmly rooted to the stool. Evanelle became animal flowered, opening to each new customer without leaving the barstool. animal fooded adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever can be eaten without interrupting the conversation or the pint. Javion got animal fooded and treated the pork pie as an essential accompaniment to every opinion. animal friesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled from cheese, onions, sauce and whatever remains within reach. Jolissa emerged animal friesed, layered in condiments and incapable of locating the original plan.