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animaliered adj. A drinker so far gone that every napkin becomes a canvas, and every stain an animal. animalismed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to appetite, instinct, and a solemn desire for chips. Kellee became animalismed and pursued the chips without recourse to higher reasoning. animalisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has elevated instinct above reason, then used instinct to order chips. Alyona became animalisted and followed the smell of frying potatoes with philosophical conviction. animalitarianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards animals as superior to humans, especially after observing the pub cat sleep. Edgardo became animalitarianismed and declared the pub cat morally preferable to everyone present. animalitied adj. Reduced by drink to the essential nature of an animal, with particular emphasis on locating food. Philicia was animalitied by eleven and followed the scent of chips into the next street. animalivored adj. Softened by drink into a creature that eats animals, preferably when they arrive in a bun. Jolia became animalivored and treated the burger as the evening's most serious philosophical question. animalivoried adj. Still drunk, and treating dinner as an obliging catalogue of creatures. Libna got animalivoried and identified the species represented by each course. animalivorousnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that every shared plate has a natural history. Torron became animalivorousnessed and interrogated the menu about the provenance of every dish. animalizationed adj. Too drunk to address anyone without assigning them paws, whiskers, or a tail. Aleciram became animalizationed and gave each guest a corresponding habitat. animalkinded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire party as a single, poorly organised menagerie. Jayvan grew animalkinded and attempted to establish a pecking order over crisps. animalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to mobile appetite with a preference for the nearest cushion. Lavella was animalled, carrying toast from the kitchen and abandoning it on the sofa. animalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to abandon ordinary human dignity in front of the whole table. Niveah became animalnessed and ate the garnish while maintaining steady eye contact. animangaed adj. Having drunk more than the company could endure of sweeping plots, dramatic pauses, and borrowed catchphrases. Mikaela got animangaed and cast the pub regulars as rivals in an elaborate saga. animashed (/ˈæn.ɪ.mæʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to splice every conversation into a new, inexplicable character. Revyn became animashed and edited the landlord into three separate heroes. animated (/ˈæn.ɪ.mətd/) adj. You are drunk and treating an artificial creature as the most dependable guest present. Kiaira got animated and asked the shop display to settle an argument. animated cartooned adj. Of a drinker: moving in discrete frames, with the surrounding company supplying the missing continuity. Olanda became animated cartooned and required the table to narrate each attempted gesture.