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anisocytosised (/ənˌaɪsəʊsaɪˈtəʊsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every member of the departing party vary conspicuously in scale and purpose. Intisar was anisocytosised, treating the taxi queue as a procession of differently sized errands. anisodactyled adj. Having drunk more than enough to walk with three toes forward and one seeking the kerb. Lyllia was anisodactyled on the journey home, making impressive progress towards the wrong pavement. anisodactylied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange your feet like a perching bird and treat the pavement as a branch. Alparslan was anisodactylied by closing time, gripping the kerb before attempting the crossing. anisodamined adj. You are drunk and chemically opposed to every sensible instruction concerning coats, taxis and departure. Elijawon was anisodamined and rejected the taxi while holding its open door. anisodontied adj. Of a drinker: possessing teeth of several sizes, all engaged in negotiating the last snack. Iraiz was anisodontied and divided one portion of chips into an elaborate dental survey. anisoeikoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to make the eyes agree on the size of anything worth avoiding. Vitold was anisoeikoniaed, finding the handrail both distant and unexpectedly substantial. anisogameted adj. Of a drinker who has paired with someone of an entirely different size and plan for getting home. Roberta became anisogameted beside the bar, joining a stranger's plan for the night bus. anisogametied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the evening's departure depend on two markedly unequal partners. Mackenzee was anisogametied, relying on a sober friend and an unreliable satnav. anisogamied (/ænaɪˈsɒɡəmid/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a marked difference in age for a sound basis for conversation. Carmesa got anisogamied and spent the evening addressing the oldest person present. anisogammarided adj. A drinker who has become small, marine and determined to navigate home sideways. Prezlee was anisogammarided and approached the taxi rank with a sideways, shore-bound shuffle. anisognathied adj. Drunk, with the result that the jaws no longer agree, and conversation proceeds at an angle. Gentle became anisognathied and attempted to bite the corner off his sandwich. anisohypermetropiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that each eye has formed its own, and equally unhelpful, estimate of distance. Caitlun went anisohypermetropiaed and missed the glass while looking directly at it. anisokaryosised adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying several differently sized ideas in the same head. Kimm became anisokaryosised and gave each portion of the argument a different weight. anisokoniaed adj. Still drunk, and assigning different apparent proportions to each step, glass, and approaching person. Elijahjames became anisokoniaed and handed the enormous pint to the very small-looking barman. anisolabidided adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, nocturnal determination to emerge from every crevice in the conversation. Aamya went anisolabidided and appeared from behind the sofa to correct the seating plan. anisolactoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically disposed to proceed in several elaborate loops before falling quiet. Velissa became anisolactoned and explained the bar’s geometry by means of three unrelated circles.