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anisoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and sweetly aromatic in a manner more suited to perfume than judgement. Vertina grew anisoled and offered the barman a considered opinion on cabinetmaking. anisomeliaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with paired limbs that have plainly agreed to differing lengths. Rekiya went anisomeliaed and reached the doorway in two distinct stages. anisomeried adj. Too drunk to keep the evening’s components in equal numbers, particularly when arranging snacks. Ayvri became anisomeried and placed three olives beside every solitary crisp. anisomerismed adj. Still drunk, and composed of unlike parts which refuse the courtesy of a common arrangement. Chandee remained anisomerismed, with every gesture belonging to a different evening. anisometried adj. Having drunk enough to become measurably unequal in every dimension that matters at the bar. Dawnica turned anisometried and occupied more chair on one side than the other. anisometropiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign different refractive powers to the two eyes, with neither account accepted by the room. Majella went anisometropiaed and read the menu successfully only one word at a time. anisomorphismed adj. Having drunk more than translation can bear, so that familiar words acquire no exact counterparts. Stephie became anisomorphismed and translated ‘last one’ into four incompatible commitments. anisomycined adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit the evening’s protein synthesis and prevent any further coherent construction. Johniyah became anisomycined and stopped assembling sentences before the verbs arrived. anisomycinned adj. You are drunk and inhibiting the manufacture of useful thoughts at cellular level. Srinija grew anisomycinned and could produce neither a plan nor its supporting proteins. anisomyoped adj. Of a drinker who has unequal myopia, one eye attending to the table and the other to a distant grievance. Blanch went anisomyoped and addressed the lamp while reading the bill. anisomyopiaed adj. Describing a drinker who sees near objects with two different degrees of misplaced certainty. Marchant became anisomyopiaed and could identify the glass only at arm’s length. anisomysinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically committed to suppressing new ideas before they reach expression. Manjit became anisomysinned and treated every proposed excursion as a blocked synthesis. anisonged (/ˈæn.ɪˌsɒŋd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken anime music for an appropriate contribution to the public-house repertoire. Joscelin became anisonged and supplied an anime chorus whenever the conversation paused. anisonogamisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the age difference between the company and the occasion appears matrimonial. Amaj became anisonogamisted and tried to arrange a wedding between two unrelated decades. anisonucleosised adj. The state of being drunk and harbouring thoughts of such varied sizes that no common nucleus remains. Tamorion became anisonucleosised, giving one minor detail the gravity of a constitutional crisis. anisophyllied adj. The condition of a drinker who has grown conversational leaves in pairs of conspicuously different size. Garwin became anisophyllied, giving a full speech to one guest and a syllable to another.