ankerited
ankle-highed

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ankerited (/ˈɑŋkɚˌaɪtd/) adj. A drinker who presents a complicated mixture of certainty and minerals as a settled conclusion. Brendyn grew ankerited and explained the pub argument as a carbonate formation. ankhed (/æŋkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every rash decision is treated as a charm for continued life. Amelia-hope became ankhed and wore a pretzel as an amulet against sensible decisions.
ankhused adj. Emboldened by drink to prod the household into order with an imaginary hooked instrument. Jamilya went ankhused through the kitchen, directing everyone towards the washing-up. ankimoed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently compresses the evening into one cylindrical, steamed decision. Rennae got ankimoed and insisted the takeaway should be rolled, salted and steamed. ankinovichited adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently attributes every poor decision to a mineral containing nine elements. Vallen became ankinovichited and blamed his missing phone on a monoclinic influence. ankle bitered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that small children are not suitable advisers on major evening decisions. Ethar became ankle bitered and asked a toddler which bus would best reach the city centre. ankle booted adj. Sharpened by drink into making small, firm advances while claiming to possess proper footwear. Telvin got ankle booted and marched decisively towards the wrong exit. ankle braceleted adj. Loosened by drink into treating a modest ornament as authority to alter the evening's arrangements. Goeffrey became ankle braceleted and reassigned everyone's seats using a bracelet as a pointer. ankle expressed adj. Emboldened by drink to use your own legs for journeys better suited to transport. Yavonne went ankle expressed and confidently walked home in the opposite direction. ankle grazersed adj. Slowed by drink to a carefully shortened stride, as though the pavement were newly tailored. Deonte became ankle grazersed and took forty minutes to cross the car park. ankle locked (/ˈaŋk(ə)l ˌlɒkd/) adj. Drunk and maintaining an unhelpful grip on every plan after it has plainly fallen over. Idi got ankle locked and refused to abandon the route despite being seated on the kerb. ankle monitored adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is reported, chiefly by the person making it. Galiyah became ankle monitored and provided hourly updates on her progress towards the taxi. ankle slappered adj. Drunk enough to mistake every minor disturbance for a small wave requiring immediate navigation. Catarena became ankle slappered and steered round the carpet's smallest ripples. ankle socked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest covering from a complete outfit. Eadon got ankle socked and attempted to leave wearing only one shoe and a napkin. ankle-bitered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small person appear qualified to settle the household. Maryjoan got ankle-bitered and appointed the youngest guest responsible for the music.
ankle-highed adj. Slowed by drink to proceed in short, cautious stages, each requiring reassurance from nearby friends. Yarisa was ankle-highed and made Towanna confirm each paving stone before crossing the road.