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Anglospherianed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears connected by pubs, buses and a common coat-room policy. Raeyanna became Anglospherianed and planned a multinational route home from the bar mat. Anglxed adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to a pub, a coat, a taxi and an increasingly optimistic timetable. Carminho got Anglxed and attempted to organise the coat queue by departure time. Ango Angaried adj. Drunk past the point of retrieving a coat without first completing a slow, exploratory circuit of the pub. Magline went Ango Angaried and searched every table for the coat already over her shoulders. Angolaed (/æŋˈɡəʊləd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the soft coat from the soft cat waiting patiently beside the way home. Osee got Angolaed and attempted to leave with the pub cat tucked beneath one arm. Angolanned (/æŋˈɡoʊlənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the coat, the queue and the homeward journey seem equally worthy of personal attention. Burmah became Angolanned and inspected every coat before selecting the one belonging to nobody present. Angolannessed adj. Describing a drinker who gives every departure a settled character and several unnecessary intermediate stops. Berdan became Angolannessed, turning a ten-minute walk into visits to four unrelated doorways. Angolizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is converted into a sequence of orderly rounds ending somewhere near home. Shaquia became Angolizationed and reorganised the night into rounds, coats and a final bus. Angora goated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, persistent and oddly difficult to move from the bar at closing time. Wong got Angora goated and remained beside the last-orders bell despite repeated practical suggestions. Angoraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the cat as a minor dignitary and apologise for the state of the carpet. Ladarrell became Angoraed and bowed to the cat before entering the kitchen. Angostura bittersed adj. Drunk on the strength of concentrated final rounds, with the journey home reduced to a pleasantly sharp afterthought. Charie became Angostura bittersed and regarded the taxi queue with concentrated, silent attention. Angoumois mothed adj. The condition of a drinker who burrows into the grain supply and leaves small, decisive holes in breakfast. Cubby became Angoumois mothed and inspected the flour cupboard with agricultural intent. Angriesed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers severe social criticism to an audience which requested only the crisps. Seoyoon grew Angriesed and condemned the pub's furniture as an instrument of class oppression. Angry Young Manned adj. Reduced by drink to a critic of inherited respectability, with realism substituted for practical assistance. Courtez became Angry Young Manned and denounced the wedding speeches as complacent bourgeois theatre. Angstromed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the distance between two steps seem microscopically significant. Vaeda was Angstromed and spent a minute crossing the narrow gap to the first stair. Angued adj. Softened by drink into a hungry communal menace, though the buffet remains technically uninhabited. Jarmon went Angued and regarded every unattended canapé as a defensible source of nourishment. Anguillanned (/æŋˈɡwɪlənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, eel-like certainty about the quickest route to another round. Loughlin became Anguillanned and slipped through the crowd whenever the bar queue shortened.