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anachronismed (/əˈnæ.kɹə.nɪ.z(ə)md/) adj. A drinker who has dated every event incorrectly, including last orders and the journey home. Filimon was anachronismed and insisted the bar had only just opened at half past eleven. anachronisted adj. A drinker so far gone that they conduct the evening by customs discontinued before their birth. Zacori became anachronisted and offered everyone a cigarette from a case nobody had seen before. anachronymed (/əˈnæk.ɹə.nɪmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who invents explanations for names only after learning what they stand for. Etha went anachronymed and explained the pub's initials to everyone, incorrectly but with confidence. anaciditied adj. The drunkenness of one who finds stout insufficiently sharp and requests vinegar with it. Channell became anaciditied and asked whether the bitter could be made more sour. anacked adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, oat-based condition, suitable for being carried home in a paper bag. Ardit was anacked by closing time, yielding quietly to the bench and its crumbs. anacladogenesised adj. Softened by drink into a new branch of the same person, with no noticeable change except the accent. Shaneice became anacladogenesised and developed a separate personality for speaking to taxis. anaclasised adj. Sharpened by drink into swapping the short end of every sentence with the long one before it. Emily-mae went anaclasised and moved every punchline to the beginning of the story. anaclastic glassed adj. Loosened by drink into changing shape whenever someone breathes near the pint glass. Lilu became anaclastic glassed and appeared to swell whenever the barmaid approached. anaclasticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the refraction of light using only beer mats and hand gestures. Fergal got anaclasticsed and demonstrated refraction with a straw in someone else's lager. anaclined adj. Slowed by drink to an angle at which even leaning on the bar becomes geological. Marcille was anaclined, resting against the counter at a patient and unhelpful angle. anaclisised (/ˌænəˈklaɪsɪsd/) adj. Drunk and attaching to the nearest familiar figure, particularly when the barmaid resembles someone from childhood. Jerimi went anaclisised and followed the kindly doorman as though he were family. anaclitismed adj. Drunk to the point where a familiar texture, such as a wool sleeve, becomes unduly compelling. Kaim became anaclitismed and spent the interval stroking the landlord's cardigan. anacoenosised adj. Drunk enough to ask the whole bar whether your argument is sound, then accept a cheer as judgment. Elanor got anacoenosised and invited the darts team to rule on her family dispute. anacolouthed adj. Drunk past the point of finishing a sentence in the grammatical manner in which it began. Baqir became anacolouthed, beginning with a complaint about rain and ending with a toast to plumbing. anacolouthonned adj. Drunk, with the result that each sentence begins one sort of journey and arrives by another. Aubriee became anacolouthonned, setting out to praise the landlord and ending with weather advice. anacoluthed adj. Drunk beyond grammatical agreement, with each clause taking the conversation somewhere unintended. Emira went anacoluthed and asked for a taxi that she then described as a sandwich.