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anadidymused adj. Drunk, with the result that two intentions share one upper body and neither can find the front door. Roniece became anadidymused and pursued the taxi while simultaneously returning for her coat. anadiplosised (/ˌænədəˈploʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that repeats the last word of every remark near the beginning of the next. Lou-ann became anadiplosised, saying ‘home’ before explaining why home was precisely the difficulty. anadromed (/ˈæ.nə.dɹoʊmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a different word backwards, and not noticeably more useful either way. Jachelle grew anadromed and read the menu in reverse, finding only ‘desserts’ persuasive. anadromied adj. Drunk on the strength of migrating steadily from the saloon towards fresh water, usually the bathroom tap. Malinalli became anadromied and made for the washbasin with the purpose of a salmon. anaed (/ˈɑː.nəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every anecdote deserves permanent preservation. Adagh was anaed and began collecting strangers' remarks for a memoir nobody commissioned. anaemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the face pale, the limbs tired, and the toast requiring assistance. Quamesha was anaemiaed, pallidly raising a glass she could scarcely lift. anaemicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a pallor so convincing that the landlord offers water before wine. Machias looked anaemicked enough to receive medical advice with the bill. anaerobed (/ˈænəˌɹoʊbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning without air, assistance, or any evident metabolic plan. Trifon became anaerobed and continued the conversation despite requiring the window open. anaerobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sustaining several distinct forms of life in the absence of fresh air. Kylianna was anaerobiaed, maintaining conversation, perspiration, and a minor ecosystem. anaerobicided adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though every organism requiring oxygen were an unnecessary complication. Haarith became anaerobicided and opened every window before discussing the remaining lager. anaerobicitied adj. Too drunk to require air, yet sufficiently articulate to request another drink beneath it. Staphany became anaerobicitied and spent ten minutes breathing beside, rather than through, the open window. anaerobicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake strenuous exercise without oxygen, particularly the ceremonial climb to bed. Lynessa became anaerobicsed and performed several vigorous repetitions of standing and sitting. anaerobiesed adj. Having drunk enough to support several forms of life without air, though not enough to find the light switch. Morgan became anaerobiesed and maintained a thriving silence beneath the pub table. anaerobiosised adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to sustain life without air, or conversation without content. anaerobismed adj. Drunk and keeping the conversation going without any apparent air supply, while everyone else waits for a pause. Catya stayed anaerobismed through supper, speaking continuously while nobody found an opening. anaeroboxed adj. Drunk to the point where your companions must observe you through a sealed enclosure before attempting conversation. Alahni spent the evening anaeroboxed, with friends communicating through the kitchen door.