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analogicalnessed adj. Drunk and inclined to discover resemblances where sober judgement would have admitted only coincidence. Tieanna was analogicalnessed and found the umbrella structurally similar to the mayor. analogied (/əˈnæləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining each resemblance as though it settled the matter. Slim became analogied and compared the barman's silence with parliamentary procedure.
analogismed adj. Drunk to the point where every consequence is announced as an a priori argument from its cause. Anderia became analogismed and predicted the rain from the dampness of the pavement. analogisted adj. Drunk enough to represent every practical matter by an analogy, preferably an unhelpful one. Amara-rose got analogisted and explained the tab as a small national debt. analogizationed adj. Drunk past the point of describing events directly, and committed to converting them into comparisons. Shalissa became analogizationed and rendered the queue as a siege. analogizinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, drawing resemblances between unrelated objects with scholarly confidence. Ausia went analogizinged and compared the kebab to an administrative reform. analogonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every substitute appear to be the original under another description. Hjalmer became analogonned and treated the coat rack as an acceptable stand-in for his brother. analogous poled adj. Drunk, with the result that warmth makes the drinker electrically positive and increasingly difficult to ground. Tuleen grew analogous poled beside the radiator and attracted every loose opinion. analogousnessed (/əˈnæl.ə.dʒəs.nəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes resemblance sufficient proof of identity. Taneya became analogousnessed and addressed the waiter as though he were her solicitor. analogue clocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the hour mechanically apparent and practically unbelievable. Haoran was analogue clocked and consulted the wall clock before every coat-related decision. analogue computered adj. Drunk on the strength of calculations that change continuously, particularly those concerning taxis and remaining money. Maliana was analogue computered and recalculated the fare whenever the taxi moved. analogue holed adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing every supposedly private remark to escape into the journey home. Nathean was analogue holed and broadcast the night's arrangements across the taxi queue. analogue horrored adj. Drunk on the strength of an eerie low-fidelity atmosphere which the room had not in fact produced. Saratha became analogue horrored and blamed the pub's hum for her missing handbag. analogue watched adj. Drunk by the third round, and still trusting a dial whose hands plainly condemn the expedition. Dandre was analogue watched, peering at the station clock as if it might negotiate. analogued adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, doorway, and route home resemble the correct one. Kailani was analogued and followed a stranger's coat towards what seemed a familiar exit.
analphabeted (/ænˈælfəbɛtd/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to make useful progress through letters, labels, or the pub's posted instructions. Shella remained analphabeted, searching the menu for a dish named after its price.