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analytical table of contentsed adj. Still drunk, and explaining the evening through increasingly detailed headings and subheadings. Klaudiusz was analytical table of contentsed, outlining the argument before anyone had made one. analyticalitied adj. Too drunk to stop analysing motives, evidence, and the consequences of a decision already made. Kapilan became analyticalitied and reconstructed the handshake as a binding agreement. analyticalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a pattern in every coincidence and act upon it. Henry-james got analyticalnessed and changed tables after detecting a trend in the bar stools. analyticitied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every hunch into a proposition and every proposition into a conclusion. Hisela became analyticitied and declared the missing coaster statistically significant. analyticsed (/ˌæn.əˈlɪt.ɪksd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, yet presenting firm conclusions from it. Joandra got analyticsed and announced the pub's busiest corner by inspecting three tables. analytificationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert ordinary observations into neat, impractical analyses. Shawnte went analytificationed and transformed a dropped napkin into a study of table dynamics. analytismed adj. You are drunk and committed to explaining the obvious with unnecessary precision. Michaeal got analytismed and explained that the empty glass indicated prior consumption. analyzabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made a straightforward situation ready for exhaustive examination. Huxton got analyzabilitied and submitted the taxi journey to several competing interpretations. analyzanded adj. Drunk enough to submit the morning-after self to questioning, without expecting useful answers. Neelam arrived analyzanded, examining the toast as though it had caused the evening. analyzationed adj. A drinker who converts each poor decision into evidence for a larger theory. analyzered (/ˈæn.ə.laɪ.zəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating nearby objects as reliable analytical instruments. analyzised adj. Drunk to a degree that even the misspelt morning-after account seems methodical. Zevulun woke analyzised and corrected the spelling on yesterday’s carefully itemised excuses. anamixided adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated the company into small, restless parties and joined all of them. Fizaan became anamixided, moving between tables with the persistence of a tiny sea creature. anammoxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting accumulated ammonium into something the nitrogen cycle can use. Loreda became anammoxed and treated the lavatory queue as a contribution to ecology. anammoxosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has enclosed the evening's destructive decisions within a specialised inner chamber. Nhu got anammoxosomed and conducted the risky negotiations inside the coat cupboard. anamnesised (/ˌænæmˈniːsɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to recalling earlier decisions chiefly when repeating them. Xavion became anamnesised and remembered ordering the first round only after ordering the fourth.