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Anatolian hieroglyphsed adj. Slowed by drink to communicating with the kitchen entirely through mysterious marks in spilled water. Lolo became Anatolian hieroglyphsed and left indecipherable rings beside the kettle. Anatolianed (/anəˈtəʊlɪənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a wanderer between the kitchen and sofa, with no fixed destination. Aalia became Anatolianed and made several unplanned journeys for the same glass of water. Anatolianisted adj. Drunk and advocating a single domestic territory stretching from the kitchen to the sofa. Miami was Anatolianisted, uniting the water glass with the farthest cushion. Ancaster stoned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired the permanence and density of limestone. Cornie became Ancaster stoned and regarded the sofa as a geological formation. Ancestral Puebloaned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every shadowed alcove for a sensible place to settle until closing. Mariska went Ancestral Puebloaned and inspected the pub’s wall recesses for a bed. Anchorageited adj. You are drunk and treating the bar as a frontier settlement requiring a firm perimeter. Quintesa got Anchorageited and spent an hour patrolling between the pumps and the fruit machine. Ancient Egyptianed adj. Of a drinker: preserving every confidence in a sealed tomb of silence until someone mentions the pyramids. Nazr became Ancient Egyptianed and refused to explain what was in the locked biscuit tin. Ancient Greeked adj. Still drunk, and addressing the nearest table as though it were an assembly requiring a vote. Dette was Ancient Greeked, and Hawkeye quietly relocated the olives. Ancient Romanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint friends to offices and demand reports on the remaining crisps. Jules was Ancient Romanned, assigning Jayar responsibility for the cloakroom. Ancobared adj. Of a drinker who has acquired short, erratic legs and a back extending further than expected. Fadia went Ancobared and crossed the lounge in several determined, crooked steps. Anconaed adj. A drinker who is feather-brained, noisy, and liable to leave evidence of the evening around the snug. Leba became Anconaed and scattered beer mats across the table like calling cards. Anconanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every route from the pub becomes a winding excursion. Collynn went Anconanned and reached the taxi rank by way of three neighbouring doorways. Anconned adj. Describing a drinker who advances unevenly, as though each leg had received separate instructions. Merek grew Anconned near the bar and took the long route to the lavatory. Andakied adj. Sharpened by drink into several pointed observations, all delivered before anyone can retreat. Lashaundra went Andakied and found the weak joints in every argument at the table. Andalusian cadenced adj. The condition of a drinker who descends through four increasingly certain arguments before arriving at the same point. Evanne went Andalusian cadenced, lowering each objection until the crisps became essential. Andalusianed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub as a sunlit southern province. Ellie-brooke went Andalusianed and demanded shade beneath the bar's least sunny lamp.