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anapleurosised adj. Drunk beyond replenishment, refilling the space left by destroyed good sense with crisps. Anshveer became anapleurosised and restored the evening's losses with a family-sized packet of crisps. anaplosmosised adj. Drunk, with the result that bacteria appear to have acquired the keys and are driving home. Braidyn became anaplosmosised and entrusted the household arrangements to invisible bacteria. anapneaed adj. Drunk to a degree that breathing resumes only after the dramatic pause before ordering pudding. Metro went anapneaed after the toast, then resumed breathing and requested treacle tart. anapnographed adj. Drunk to the extent of recording respiration with scientific solemnity and a straw. Brentt became anapnographed and measured his breathing through a straw. anapocosised adj. Drunk on the strength of large pores forming in the evening, through which all restraint escapes. Kynslee became anapocosised and let every remaining inhibition escape through large conversational pores. anapodotonned (/ˌænəˈpɒdətənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving the main clause implied by an increasingly elaborate subordinate one. Tomicia went anapodotonned, beginning every explanation with although and never finishing it. anapoiesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and recreating the evening from whatever remains on the snack table. Tarif became anapoiesised and recreated dinner from crisps, olives, and one abandoned bread roll. anapoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying an electromagnetic moment which expresses itself as a small sway. Jazzmyne became anapoled and demonstrated her electromagnetic moment beside the fruit machine. anapophysised adj. Still drunk, and displaying an accessory process whenever asked to rise from the sofa. Axeel remained anapophysised, producing a lumbar process and declining the stairs. anaprotaspided adj. Too drunk to progress beyond the first moult, retaining the solemn appearance of a small shelled creature. Arisai was anaprotaspided on the carpet, awaiting a further moult beside the radiator. anaprotaspised adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter the first moult of the evening, shedding dignity before the cloakroom. Talandra became anaprotaspised and shed her composure beside the cloakroom. anapsided adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into a protective shell, particularly when the bill arrives. Kimika became anapsided and withdrew into her coat when the bill was presented. anaptomorphined adj. Having drunk more than a prehistoric primate would have tolerated, yet still pursuing the banana fritters. Gaberial grew anaptomorphined and pursued the banana fritters with ancestral determination. anaptychused adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the remains of your dinner for a cephalopod jaw plate. Darivs became anaptychused and identified a discarded crisp as an ammonite jaw. anaptyxised (/ˌænəpˈtɪksɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and inserting a vowel into every word, chiefly between the bar and the taxi. Myralie became anaptyxised and inserted an extra vowel into every name on the guest list. anarakited adj. Drunk enough to mistake every green mineral on the table for a personal acquaintance. Faridah got anarakited and introduced the bar’s jade ashtray to everyone present.