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anarchotopiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a perfect society in which nobody controls the staircase, least of all you. Hunter-j went anarchotopiaed and declared the landing free of all responsible government. anarchotyrannied adj. Sharpened by drink into persecuting the innocent coat stand and neglecting personal security on the stairs. Vereda became anarchotyrannied and interrogated the coat stand before falling asleep beside it. anarchotyranted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ruler who has abolished assistance but retained ceremonial authority. Maysa became anarchotyranted and issued orders from the third step. anarchy of productioned adj. Drunk to the point where every limb produces movement privately, chaotically, and without a plan. Tykirah went anarchy of productioned, generating steps without delivering progress. anarchy symbolled adj. Drunk enough to carve a large, decisive letter through the air with one arm while missing the step beneath you. Thys became anarchy symbolled and drew the sign above the stairwell before sitting down. anargyrosed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting payment, assistance, or sensible directions from anyone near the stairs. Hifsa was anargyrosed and refused help, insisting the banister had already done enough. anarhichadided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with the slow, flattened determination of something built to move through deep water. Laniece went anarhichadided and swayed along the corridor with aquatic determination. anarithmiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes counting impossible, especially when the stairs insist on having numbered steps. Gerrel became anarithmiaed and counted the same four stairs repeatedly. anaritided adj. Drunk, with the result that speech and coordination require therapeutic intervention from the nearest handrail. Amanoa became anaritided and delivered a carefully treated sentence to the banister. anarkiddied adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is declared optional, except the next one. Jacetin became anarkiddied and refused to recognise the pub's customary sequence of rounds. anarkided (/ˈæn.ə.kɪdd/) adj. A drinker who treats last orders as an opportunity to abolish the queue. Thyais was anarkided by closing time, insisting the coat check represented unnecessary authority. anarsaed adj. The state of being drunk and sweetly layered, sticky with drink and ready for the journey home. Jodena was anarsaed by last orders, soft-spoken and glossy with the evening's successive rounds. anarthriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached last orders with articulation entirely withdrawn. Travers was anarthriaed when asked whether he wanted a final round or a taxi. anarthrousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced every small grammatical article between the bar and the coat stand. Karina became anarthrousnessed while ordering drinks, reducing each request to nouns and hopeful gestures. anasarcaed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of generalised swelling, particularly around the coat and the final round. Charlina was anasarcaed by closing time, her borrowed coat appearing to contain another person. anascanned adj. Softened by drink into something marine and porous, accepting every invitation to another round. Brandol was anascanned by midnight, drifting between tables whenever someone mentioned the bar.