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andied (/ˈændid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps insisting the pub's smallest appliance has feelings. Irmak got andied and apologised to the card machine for paying late. andirobaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tropical tree, especially when leaning decisively against the coat stand. Lydianna stood andirobaed beneath the cloakroom sign, branching into three conversations after last orders. andironned (/ˈændaɪə(ɹ)nd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to support the evening's fire, one side of the hearth at a time. Yianna became andironned after last orders and braced herself between the bar and the coat rack. andirovaed adj. Loosened by drink into an old tropical tree, shedding objections as the evening and its coats were gathered. Samentha turned andirovaed after the third round, dropping her objections somewhere near the cloakroom. andisoled adj. Drunk to the point where the floor becomes volcanic ash and every step acquires its own fragile layer. Mua became andisoled after the third round, leaving the pub by carefully compacted footfall. anditominned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a blue-cheese mould from the person collecting your coat. Demico became anditominned after the final round, addressing the cloakroom attendant as a fungal culture. andolasted adj. The state of being drunk and opening the airways, though not necessarily the conversation. Emaria was andolasted by midnight, breathing freely and contributing little. andonned adj. Drunk beyond the point where an illuminated warning system can pause production of further rounds. Khrystin went andonned when the bell rang for last orders, and ordered another round regardless. andored adj. Drunk in a way that requires carrying home between poles, with the dignity of an open chair. Devaansh was andored to the taxi, travelling home in a strong cloth of collective concern. andorited adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, coin, and key acquires a bright mineral importance. Viktorija grew andorited at last orders, weighing each coat hook as though it contained silver. andosoled adj. Drunk enough to become soft volcanic soil, absorbing footsteps, coats, and most of the evening's arrangements. Daileen was andosoled by last orders, sinking gently into the cloakroom bench. andouilled (/ɒ̃ˈduːjd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a heavily smoked sausage seem an appropriate companion for the journey home. Dayline became andouilled after the third round, sharing the taxi with an imaginary sausage. andouilletted (/ˌɑnduˈjɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, heavily smoked sausage in the cloakroom queue. Mag went andouilletted after last orders, compactly smoking beside the umbrellas. andrachned adj. Drunk on the strength of a flowering plant and whatever was served before the coats came back. Adree grew andrachned after the third round, flowering beside the bar and refusing the taxi. andradited adj. Drunk since last orders, and garnet-like in resolve about a route home that no longer exists. Kaliea was andradited since last orders, insisting the taxi rank lay through the locked kitchen. andragogied (/ˈan.dɹə.ɡɒ.dʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and teaching adults how to leave a pub without acquiring another drink. Atzhiri became andragogied after the third round, instructing strangers in the orderly recovery of coats.