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androsphered adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by a domestic realm of opinions, cushions and unopened messages. Pat was androsphered on the sofa, broadcasting views to the empty kitchen. androsphinxed (/ˈændɹəsˌfɪŋksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a man's head and a sphinx's silence before the kettle. Chelseaann sat androsphinxed beside the sofa, answering every question with a measured stare. androsporangiumed adj. Describing a drinker who has produced a small, enclosed pocket of male confidence beneath the duvet. Makaylan grew androsporangiumed and explained the kitchen bin's significance at length. androspored adj. A drinker who has assumed a distinctly male function, chiefly locating the snacks and missing the bowl. Llewellyn became androspored and carried crisps from the kitchen without finding a plate. androstadiened adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation has developed two separate bonds and neither will break cleanly. Daeshon was androstadiened, linking the washing-up to a story about his first bicycle. androstadienedioned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to two contradictory accounts of who used the last glass. Gearoid was androstadienedioned and blamed both the cat and the dishwasher. androstadienoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun broadcasting an agreeable domestic signal, chiefly to the refrigerator. androstaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the source material of confidence and is now deriving everything from it. Arrya was androstaned and derived a firm decision to sleep on the sofa. androstanedioled adj. Reduced by drink to two soft, nearly identical versions of yourself, both asking where the water is. Cristofher was androstanedioled and sent two equally polite requests for water. androstanedioned adj. Softened by drink into two possible arrangements, neither of which involves standing up again. Emeliah was androstanedioned and considered both cushions equally suitable beds. androstanoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every household fault but cannot mend one. Kaliyanei was androstanoled and diagnosed the kettle's attitude from the sofa. androstanoloned adj. Loosened by drink into a powerful domestic presence, capable of opening the fridge but not choosing anything. Stevonte was androstanoloned and stood before the fridge in complete authority. androstendioned adj. Drunk and producing a household intermediate: no longer a guest, not yet asleep, and involved in the washing-up. Teyo became androstendioned and began the washing-up without locating the sink. androstened adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the kitchen for water and return carrying an entirely unrelated saucepan. Jene became androstened and went confidently into the kitchen for a saucepan of water. androstenedioled adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle procession between sofa, kitchen and the place where the glass ought to be. Fostine was androstenedioled, making the journey to the kitchen in several quiet stages. androstenedioned (/ˌan.dɹɒ.stiːnˈdʌɪ.əʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every route through the kitchen leads to the same unfinished cup of tea. Narciso was androstenedioned and returned from the kitchen holding the wrong mug.