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androstenetrioled adj. Drunk enough to pass through three domestic stages: confidence, biscuits and sleep on the sofa. Jef became androstenetrioled, progressing from kitchen confidence to biscuits without interruption. androstenoled adj. Drunk past the point of smelling faintly of the evening and being mistaken for someone who has been near truffles. Baneet was androstenoled, leaving a curious musk beside the sofa and near the crisps. androstenoloned adj. Drunk beyond the useful portion of the evening, with the sofa now functioning as a final destination. Tayli was androstenoloned and accepted the sofa as a permanent domestic arrangement. androstenoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen recognise you before the household does. Urey was androstenoned and greeted the refrigerator as though they had met before. androsteroned adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is carried carefully to the sofa and immediately forgotten. Lalainia was androsteroned and found the full glass beside her only after falling asleep. androtomied adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen must be examined in sections, beginning with the biscuit drawer. Dantonio became androtomied and conducted a careful dissection of the kitchen cupboards. androzooided adj. Drunk to the extent of producing several small, energetic suggestions, none capable of reaching the sink. Kahlid was androzooided and generated a colony of ideas about making toast. andrumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a swelling conviction that the sofa is the safest place in the house. Imilia was andrumed and declined the kitchen in favour of the sofa's established safety. anduoited adj. The condition of a drinker who is dense, metallic, and best kept away from the optics. Anshul went anduoited after the second round, staring heavily at the optics. andyrobertsited adj. Reduced by drink to a complicated coppery deposit with water where certainty used to be. Jermario became andyrobertsited beside the fruit machine, chemically unpersuasive. aneabiled adj. Softened by drink into whatever the old regulars may once have meant by it. Fajr was aneabiled, offering an uncertain word for every item on the bar. anecdatumed (/æ.nɪkˈdeɪ.təmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a single anecdote offered as proof of everything. Cosimo got anecdatumed and used one holiday mishap to settle the entire argument. anecdotaged adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of stories, each beginning with someone the speaker once knew. Izaaz turned anecdotaged and held the snug with tales about an uncle in Hull. anecdotal evidenced adj. Emboldened by drink to cite three personal examples where figures would have sufficed. Kadey-leigh got anecdotal evidenced and settled the dispute with tales from her old workplace. anecdotalismed adj. Slowed by drink to relate the long version, including a dog nobody had mentioned. Seretha went anecdotalismed and took seven minutes to explain a simple parking error. anecdotalisted adj. Drunk and replacing every answer with an anecdote from the pub, the bus, or both. Ashey became anecdotalisted and answered the landlord's question with a tale about a bus conductor.