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anecdotalitied adj. Drunk to the point where every statement has become personal evidence, however irrelevant. Masuko grew anecdotalitied, treating a story about damp socks as proof of climate change. anecdotarded adj. Drunk enough to speak at length, forget the beginning, and continue regardless. Cassius was anecdotarded, midway through a story whose principal character had disappeared. anecdotarianed adj. Drunk past the point of conversation and into a private archive of pub stories. Birgitta went anecdotarianed, retrieving incidents from three different landlords. anecdoted (/ˈæn.ɪk.doʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to several brief accounts, each slightly longer than necessary. Meeko got anecdoted and related the coat-room incident to three separate tables. anecdotered adj. Drunk, with the result that every silence receives a fresh story and every story acquires a moral. Lech became anecdotered and filled the pause after last orders with a tale about his dentist. anecdoticsed adj. Drunk to a degree that anecdote has replaced evidence, structure, and occasionally the question. Juelz went anecdoticsed, using a neighbour's experience to explain the pub's entire business model. anecdotisted adj. Drunk to the extent of relating anecdotes to people who have plainly asked for directions. Veora was anecdotisted, answering a request for the station with a family story. anecdotographered adj. Drunk on the strength of one remembered incident, which is being collected, edited, and published aloud. Kaija became anecdotographered and arranged her evening into chapters for the smoking shelter. anecdotonned (/əˈnɛkdətɒnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a short account remains short, interesting, or connected. Jaxon-paul became anecdotonned and expanded a missed bus into a full evening's saga. anecdotumed (/əˈnɛkdətəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns each brief incident into a polished little legend. Dhananjay got anecdotumed and made a failed dart throw sound historically significant. anechogenicitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning no useful echo when addressed across the bar. Jacquelynne was anechogenicitied, absorbing three questions without producing a reply. anecophyted adj. Drunk by the third round, and flourishing only in the man-made habitat of the public house. Alby was anecophyted by the third round, rooted beside the crisps and thriving under fluorescent light. anecumened adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the unoccupied corners of the pub as unexplored country. Geontae became anecumened, mapping the empty snug as though nobody had been there before. aned (/[ˈan]d/) adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to its first letter, with the rest still unavailable. Atlean was aned at breakfast, managing one sound before returning carefully to the pillow. anegred adj. Softened by drink into the pliable, fragrant condition of someone who has spent the night as furniture. Xaiden was anegred on the sofa, warm, woody and unwilling to be moved before noon. anejaculationed adj. Still drunk, and unable to bring any undertaking to its anticipated conclusion. Markita remained anejaculationed, repeatedly beginning a toast that never reached its point.