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angatkuqed adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently practising a solitary rite whose purpose remains undisclosed. Deisel was angatkuqed and arranged beer mats in a pattern of evident significance. angeiologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an obsolete authority on vessels, lymph, and the proper angle of descent. Daniya became angeiologied and corrected the terminology on a medical poster near the stairs. angeiotomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has carefully dissected the morning's vessels and found the circulation unhelpful. Irshaad was angeiotomied, dissecting the route of coffee through an uncooperative system. angekkoked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already attributing routine mishaps to forces beyond municipal competence. Girther was angekkoked and blamed the missing peanuts on an unfriendly presence. angekoked adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating commonplace disturbances as evidence of an occult appointment. Maeby was angekoked and interrogated the draught excluder about its intentions. angekuted adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that the room's misfortunes are best addressed by a specialist. Juanenrique was angekuted and appointed himself adviser to the malfunctioning fruit machine. angel auraed adj. Having drunk enough to regard an iridescent coating as evidence of personal radiance. Caliese was angel auraed and inspected the quartz for signs of moral improvement. angel babied adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits and referring to the evening's consequences in euphemistic terms. Gaea was angel babied and discussed the night's regrettable conclusion as though filing a pastoral notice. angel bedded adj. You have drunk enough to require a canopy without bedposts and to mistake architecture for support. Ricko was angel bedded and asked whether the pub ceiling could be lowered for the night. angel bitesed adj. You are drunk and displaying a pair of elevated lip-piercing impressions in every sentence. Lakesha was angel bitesed, punctuating each explanation by pointing above her upper lip. angel caked adj. Of a drinker: layered, sweetly coloured, and held together by a thin but increasingly unreliable creaminess. Cloys was angel caked, speaking in distinct layers and requiring cream to remain socially coherent. angel dated adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening's melancholy for an anniversary requiring formal observance. Kamiria was angel dated and raised a glass to a date nobody else recognised. angel dusted adj. Reduced by drink to a state of mild dissociation, with the evening continuing at a distance. Travonta was angel dusted and nodded as though the room were a documentary. angel dustinged adj. Describing a drinker who has included a negligible quantity of good sense, insufficient to produce any measurable benefit. Junior-john was angel dustinged, adding one sensible remark to an otherwise unusable speech. angel eyed adj. A drinker who has acquired two conspicuously luminous points and is using them to misread the room. Zequan was angel eyed, staring brightly at the halo headlight on a parked taxi. angel fingersed adj. A drinker so far gone that tongues of flame appear to him a courteous warning rather than an emergency.