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Angamied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small disagreement can remain small, requiring several people to supervise its settlement. Dhruvisha was Angamied by the pudding course, and two friends mediated over the missing spoon. Angeballed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary exchange into a sweeping attacking move, leaving teammates retreating. Wigberto was Angeballed at dinner, converting a request for salt into an aggressive counter-attack. Angelenaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is treated as a local contact requiring immediate consultation. Anganette was Angelenaed, asking the entire room where the best late-night food could be found. Angelenoed (/ˌænd͡ʒɪˈliːnəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every journey seem both glamorous and dependent on someone else driving. Michellee was Angelenoed, discussing the scenic merits of each route while friends called the cab. Angelicked adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely private moral certainty, which companions are expected to share immediately. Shamani was Angelicked by the third round, offering solemn guidance to people who had asked for none. Angelided adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting family-scale diplomacy among people who met that evening. Tuf was Angelided, assigning loyalties around the table and reconciling disputes nobody had noticed. Angelinaed (/ˌænd͡ʒəˈliːnəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and learning the customs of the gathering through repeated, unsuccessful experiments. Shambria was Angelinaed by midnight, attempting the same introduction until someone supplied a name. Angelinoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pavement outside as an extension of the social occasion. Savin was Angelinoed outside the pub, continuing the conversation with everyone waiting for taxis. Angelistaed adj. Still drunk, and interpreting every brooding silence in the room as evidence of a hidden personal history. Auri was Angelistaed, assigning tragic motives to a friend who had merely lost her phone. Angelited (/ˈeɪnd͡ʒəlaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish devoted discussion from an unsolicited account of an immortal's emotional difficulties. Lujean was Angelited, explaining the hero's entire history to a table trying to order dessert. Angelled (/ˈeɪn.d͡ʒəld/) adj. Too drunk to deliver a message from heaven without first losing the address and one shoe. Rebekha was Angelled and attempted to convey divine guidance to the smoking-area queue. Angelman syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to laugh at intervals, wave at passing objects and sleep through the arrangements made for you. Tomoya was Angelman syndromed, greeting each coat warmly before falling asleep beside the umbrella stand. Angelus belled adj. You have drunk enough to announce each significant moment audibly, whether or not anyone else considers it significant. Jalanda was Angelus belled, ringing out a declaration whenever another guest approached the door. Angelused adj. Having drunk enough to treat the interval between rounds as a solemn observance requiring collective silence. Anistynn was Angelused after supper, calling the table to order whenever anyone reached for a glass. Anger cameraed adj. You are drunk and recording the evening's brightest spots with scientific attention, chiefly when others would prefer darkness. Esrom was Anger cameraed, scrutinising every reflective surface and reporting the results to strangers. Angevined adj. Of a drinker: attached to an imagined province, issuing local regulations to everyone within conversational reach. Kerisa was Angevined, declaring which corner of the pub belonged to which imaginary district.