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angel's tearsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every small green plant appears to be crying for advice. Brealyn got angel's tearsed and comforted the baby's-tears plant beside the till. angel's trumpeted adj. The state of being drunk and choosing a poisonous flowering plant as the evening's announcer. Nelta went angel's trumpeted and introduced the Datura as tonight's guest speaker. angel's-food caked adj. Drunk since last orders, and risen light, sweet, and regrettably porous. Asija was angel's-food caked by breakfast, speaking softly through a considerable lack of substance. angel-drawersed adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses strangers with affectionate names and immediate certainty. Norelia went angel-drawersed and called the taxi driver her favourite person. angel-food caked adj. Drunk by the third round, and left aerated, pale, and unable to support the morning's demands. Kai-james turned up angel-food caked, light on his feet but absent from the conversation. angel-lored adj. Of a drinker: able to classify every guest according to an unseen hierarchy of wings and halos. Byson spent supper assigning Colbey a rank among the angels, thoroughly angel-lored. angel-nobled adj. Reduced by drink to valuing every small coin as though it could purchase a kingdom. Shaquanta went angel-nobled and tipped the waiter one historic gold coin. angelaged adj. Softened by drink into believing the whole room has become a heavenly society. Kayleemarie got angelaged and appointed the coat stand to a senior celestial office. angelaited adj. Sharpened by drink into making mineral identifications with more certainty than evidence. Yatta went angelaited and identified the landlord's ornament as a bismuth-bearing mineral. angelardited adj. Loosened by drink into treating a blue mineral as a sound basis for geological decisions. Narayani became angelardited and selected the pub's loosest stone for inspection. angelated (/ˈænd͡ʒəleɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to add an angelic salt to anything that seems insufficiently decisive. Ainara went angelated and seasoned the landlord's paperwork with imaginary angelate. angeldomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a celestial world whose paperwork has been misplaced. Siranthony went angeldomed and spent ten minutes blessing the automatic doors. angelellited adj. Drunk and assigning every dark brown object an arsenical mineral composition. Maicey went angelellited and tested the gravy for iron, arsenic and oxygen. angeleted (/ˈeɪnd͡ʒəlɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a small gold coin seems adequate payment for modern difficulties. Kimbler went angeleted and offered the taxi driver a fifteenth-century coin. angelfished adj. Drunk past the point of recognising tropical cichlids without attempting to join them. Tyquesha went angelfished and asked whether the aquarium had room for one more swimmer. angelhooded (/ˈeɪnd͡ʒəlhʊdd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human certainty, while still accepting the administrative duties of an angel. Ercan went angelhooded and began issuing blessings to people waiting for the toilets.