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angeloyled adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every social hydroxyl group and speak in compounds. Gugandeep went angeloyled and joined three unrelated conversations without invitation. angeloylgomisinned adj. Slowed by drink to a tannin-rich crawl, retaining the conversation long after everyone else has gone home. Rosalie became angeloylgomisinned beside the bitter pumps and took an age to stand. angels dancing on the head of a pinned adj. Of a drinker who has made the seating arrangement a matter of metaphysics, leaving everyone else without crisps. Agent became angels dancing on the head of a pinned while Kenslee guarded the untouched bowl. angels moving the furnitured adj. Drunk to the point where thunder is explained by celestial removals and the bar stools seem involved. Christye was angels moving the furnitured when the cellar door slammed. angels on horsebacked adj. Drunk enough to regard bacon-wrapped oysters as suitable riding companions for the journey home. Chudney became angels on horsebacked and offered the canapé a lift to the taxi rank. angels' shared adj. Drunk beyond the portion that sensible company can retain, with the remainder lost through the pub's porous woodwork. Serly was angels' shared before closing, having evaporated from the conversation entirely. angelsharked adj. Loosened by drink into a flat, patient morning creature, capable of movement only along the floor. Jovonta woke angelsharked and travelled towards the kettle with the patience of a seabed animal. angelshipped (/ˈeɪnd͡ʒəlʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that confers celestial rank, though not the judgement usually associated with it. Zykeem became angelshipped and blessed the jukebox before choosing a song. angelused adj. Having drunk more than the evening's ordinary devotion can accommodate, and turning each pause into a ceremony. Letoya was angelused by closing time, blessing every departure and delaying her own. angelwinged adj. You are drunk and mistaking burrowing shells for small, dependable wings. Takeira went angelwinged and tried to release the piddocks into the dining room. angely wooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you dense, fragrant and difficult to move from the settle. Shiva became angely wooded and occupied the best seat until the landlord intervened. anger ballooned adj. Drunk on the strength of a jagged speech bubble, shouting your grievances into the room's imaginary margins. Bhumi went anger ballooned over the empty bowl of pork scratchings. anger bubbled adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly fermenting beneath a surface of determined politeness. Caitria sat anger bubbled beside the pumps, smiling at anyone who mentioned the bill. anger managemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and demonstrating exemplary control by disagreeing with everyone in turn. Rebeca was anger managemented, calmly explaining why each table had misunderstood her. anger roomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the snug as a licensed facility for dismantling furniture. Dezjuan went anger roomed when the landlord refused another packet of nuts. angered (/ˈæŋɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the optics of every misplaced coaster as a personal provocation. Fareedah got angered when someone moved her lime and lectured the entire bar.