antidisestablishmentarianismed

(/ˌæntiˌdɪsɪˌstæblɪʃmənˈtɛəɹiəˌnɪz(ə)md/)

adj.

Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.

In a moment of sheer brilliance, Mykeshia attempted to negotiate with a vending machine for free snacks, clearly antidisestablishmentarianismed.